The Apostle of Payback — the sobriquet of Vladimir Putin given by Bill Burns, CIA boss.
When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”
Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.
The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.
Revenge is a dish best served.
Period.
And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.
Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.
But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”
Game. Set. Match. Putin.
For now.
When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”
Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.
The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.
Revenge is a dish best served.
Period.
And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.
Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.
But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”
Game. Set. Match. Putin.
For now.
Vladimir Putin is the The Apostle of Payback; he may forgive; but, he never forgets. The man is like a Black Parent!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
Deja Coup — the surreal realization that two years to the day after the attempted American Insurrection, the same congressmen who were instrumental in the attack on our democracy successfully made a bid for legitimate power on key congressional committees.
And on January 8th 2023 — two years and two days after the American Inssurection — history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajitas. He was later hospitalized for plausible deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding when a major “hit” takes place.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
And on January 8th 2023 — two years and two days after the American Inssurection — history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajitas. He was later hospitalized for plausible deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding when a major “hit” takes place.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
Sung to the theme of the Dione Warwick song: Deja Vu
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 10, 2023
Deja Coup — the surreal realization that two years to the day after the attempted American Insurrection, the same congressmen who were instrumental in the attack on our democracy successfully made a bid for legitimate power on key congressional committees.
And on January 8th 2023 history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajita. He was later hospitalized for probable deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding during a major “hit”.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
And on January 8th 2023 history rhymed when followers of Jair Bolsonaro followed the same game plan in Brazil attacking their Capitol building as Bolsonaro looked on in safety from Florida eating chicken fajita. He was later hospitalized for probable deniability — the political equivalent of a mobster being at a wedding during a major “hit”.
This is the psychological equivalent of a Vietnam era combat veteran being taken deep into a swamp to watch a fireworks display.
Some attribute the world wide rise of a militant and violent right to Steve Bannon; but, others say that he is just a highly mobile pimple on the ass of “this is how it’s always been.”
If you were a writer and submitted this as a plot for a novel; your editor would call you a hack and tell you that your writing was heavy handed.
This is the kind of world we’ve made!
(Sung to the theme of the Dione Warwick song: Deja Vu)
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
“Deja Coup could this be a nightmare I once knew
Is it true?
Deja coup could this be a nightmare coming true
Are we screwed?
A two year festering coup
The alt-right pestering you
Deja Coup”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 10, 2023
The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.
The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.
GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 31, 2023
Targaryen Privilege
The outrageous assumption that your people own and have discovered everything.
Women were considered as baby making machines; even though they were Targaryens. A saying in classical Targaryen is:
Striḥ asmākaṃ raktaṃ asmākaṃ balaṃ yoniṃ ca sarvaṃ kintu Purṣaḥ sarvaṃ soubhāgyaṃ dharayanti
Which means:
“Women have our strength, blood, fierceness and 100% of the yoni; but men hold all of the privilege.”
They incestuously intermarried to keep their bloodline pure and developed genetic diseases which they kept as a secret among themselves.
They said of themselves:
“Every time a Targaryen is born the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”
Their dragons and well trained police force, The Gold Cloaks, kept law and order. Gold Cloaks were famous for extra judicial killings, and summary judgements and executions of accused criminals on the street level. This became known as the “street justice of the Thick Gold Wall.
Whoever the Targaryens conquered, they claimed their achievements and enslaved the people.
When there was no one else to dominate they began to fight among themselves destroying both dragons the Targaryen bloodline. Without their dragons, they were less than the people they had conquered. Without their dominant presence the world divided itself into seven kingdoms.
Wars were fought to redefine privilege. But, Targaryen Privilege died with the last dragon and the last Targaryen.
The outrageous assumption that your people own and have discovered everything.
Women were considered as baby making machines; even though they were Targaryens. A saying in classical Targaryen is:
Striḥ asmākaṃ raktaṃ asmākaṃ balaṃ yoniṃ ca sarvaṃ kintu Purṣaḥ sarvaṃ soubhāgyaṃ dharayanti
Which means:
“Women have our strength, blood, fierceness and 100% of the yoni; but men hold all of the privilege.”
They incestuously intermarried to keep their bloodline pure and developed genetic diseases which they kept as a secret among themselves.
They said of themselves:
“Every time a Targaryen is born the Gods toss a coin and the world holds its breath.”
Their dragons and well trained police force, The Gold Cloaks, kept law and order. Gold Cloaks were famous for extra judicial killings, and summary judgements and executions of accused criminals on the street level. This became known as the “street justice of the Thick Gold Wall.
Whoever the Targaryens conquered, they claimed their achievements and enslaved the people.
When there was no one else to dominate they began to fight among themselves destroying both dragons the Targaryen bloodline. Without their dragons, they were less than the people they had conquered. Without their dominant presence the world divided itself into seven kingdoms.
Wars were fought to redefine privilege. But, Targaryen Privilege died with the last dragon and the last Targaryen.
Question: Man, why was Lovecraft Country cancelled after a successful first season; but, Game of Thrones got an entire prequel series after a disastrous season eight?
Answer: Targaryen Privilege, man; frikin’ Targaryen Privilege!!!!!!
Answer: Targaryen Privilege, man; frikin’ Targaryen Privilege!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 10, 2022
Gawaka Gawaka — the sound of an overly performative act of fellatio.
Gentlemen, if your partner is “doing the most”; then they are trying to “get done”; and, not enjoying what they’re doing.
It’s just basic psychology.
And if you enjoy that; then you deserve everything you AREN’T getting.
There is no such thing as “something for nothing”; and, the act of unilaterally giving pleasure to another without the though of reciprocity is counter to human nature.
It’s called “having your soul taken” for a reason!!!!!!!!
Oral sex is one thing; but, if your partner is “on demon time” with a “Gawaka Gawaka” you may need to look up the word “suuccubus” or “incubus” depending on which flag you fly.
Some will have to look up both words.
All mythology has its basis in reality.
As Dracula says: “I don’t drink…WINE.”
Sometimes this act is performed in conjunction with a grapefruit that has been mildly heated in a microwave oven. The erect member is inserted through the center of the warm fruit, preliminarily, before the Gawaka Gawaka begins.
Some find the combination of the moving grapefruit and the hyperactive mouth intoxicating. Others don’t like acidic juice in their Urethra.
Remember, most things sound so much better than they actually are when you experience them for yourself.
Different streaks for different freaks!!!!
Gentlemen, if your partner is “doing the most”; then they are trying to “get done”; and, not enjoying what they’re doing.
It’s just basic psychology.
And if you enjoy that; then you deserve everything you AREN’T getting.
There is no such thing as “something for nothing”; and, the act of unilaterally giving pleasure to another without the though of reciprocity is counter to human nature.
It’s called “having your soul taken” for a reason!!!!!!!!
Oral sex is one thing; but, if your partner is “on demon time” with a “Gawaka Gawaka” you may need to look up the word “suuccubus” or “incubus” depending on which flag you fly.
Some will have to look up both words.
All mythology has its basis in reality.
As Dracula says: “I don’t drink…WINE.”
Sometimes this act is performed in conjunction with a grapefruit that has been mildly heated in a microwave oven. The erect member is inserted through the center of the warm fruit, preliminarily, before the Gawaka Gawaka begins.
Some find the combination of the moving grapefruit and the hyperactive mouth intoxicating. Others don’t like acidic juice in their Urethra.
Remember, most things sound so much better than they actually are when you experience them for yourself.
Different streaks for different freaks!!!!
Dude, I’m scared of my new lover. She was on demon time with a triple-x Gawaka Gawaka. I would have asked her where she learned to do that; if I had been able to talk or move during or afterward. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, what comes next: EXORCISM?????
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 12, 2023
I really don’t need no light to see through you. — A brutal way to tell someone that they are absolutely transparent. This idiom entered popular culture in 1982 as a result of the quite danceable late disco track by the same name sung by vocalist Jeffery Osborne.
A useful insult in an age of MAGA Republicanism.
A more contemporary version of this is insult is the more versatile “I see you” — which can either be an insult or a statement of deep connection and engagement.
A useful insult in an age of MAGA Republicanism.
A more contemporary version of this is insult is the more versatile “I see you” — which can either be an insult or a statement of deep connection and engagement.
When Dolt 45 says that if he’s elected he will be MAGA’s retribution, I’ll just say this: I really don’t need no light to see through you, Donnie.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 30, 2023