Definitions by Mikey The Comic

faux shizzle 

A pretend shizzle. When someone, usually a stoner, says they'll do something they have no intention of doing.

Fred: Yo Mikey, you said you'd help me move my couch!
Mikey: Nah, it was a faux shizzle.

faux shizzle by Mikey The Comic August 18, 2009

Bitchacho 

It's the female latino gangsta version of "Muchaho" made from combining the words "bitch" and "muchcho". Bitchacho!

Where my bitchachos at!?

Bitchacho by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

Cock-Spanked 

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

Cock-Spanked by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

log-swapping 

The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.

Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.

log-swapping by Mikey The Comic April 4, 2009

Spam Sandwich 

When you want to invite friends somewhere (like a gig) and you send them a normal txt/email, followed by your spam advertising the gig, followed by another normal txt/email.

1st Message: Hey man, long time, how you been? How's things?

2nd Message: Oh btw, I have a gig coming up, do you wanna come? Here are the details aka SPAM!

3rd Message: How's your dog?

Note: It is important to note that you need to wait for them to reply to your message before you send the next layer of the sandwich.

Oh shoot, I just copped another spam sandwich from Mikey, I should really just go to one of his gigs.

Spam Sandwich by Mikey The Comic March 22, 2009

Roid rage 

When your hemorrhoids become so inflamed that you they make you angry and usually unable to sit.

Tom's been marching around shouting at everyone all day. He must have a serious case of roid rage.

Roid rage by Mikey The Comic March 4, 2009

face-pooping 

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

face-pooping by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009