Proper Gander

When you take a good look at something.
Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.
by Mikey The Comic November 29, 2010
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log-swapping

The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.
Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.
by Mikey The Comic November 25, 2008
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vagininja

Pronounced either Vaj-a-nin-ja or Va-ja-nin-ja.

1. A person, male or female, who slays vaginas, i.e. DESTROYS THEM! (like in a good way.. sexually).

2. A stealthy vagina who's queef's are silent, but deadly!

3. (Less common) A ninja who is also a vagina.
Hey Tory is a total vagininja!
by Mikey The Comic October 16, 2009
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Dramastic

When something is both dramatic and drastic. Note: it has nothing to do with gymnastic.
Whoa, that was dramastic man!
by Mikey The Comic November 18, 2009
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fauxmophobe

When you pretend to be a homophobe, just to mess around with your gay friends.
Tom: I'll be bringing my homosexual lover to your party.
Mikey: Ewwwww gross :P
Tom: You're such a fauxmophobe.
by Mikey The Comic November 30, 2010
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penis-spanked

Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!
by Mikey The Comic January 21, 2009
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face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.
Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.
by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009
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