face-pooping

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.
by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009
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Proper Gander

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.
by Mikey The Comic December 01, 2010
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Bitchacho

It's the female latino gangsta version of "Muchaho" made from combining the words "bitch" and "muchcho". Bitchacho!
Where my bitchachos at!?
by Mikey The Comic August 04, 2009
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Environmentalust

1) Someone who lusts after the environment.

2) The lust you feel when you're screwing the environment.

3) How a New Zealand person says Environmentalist.
Steve: Hey Jimmy is such an environmentalust.
Mary: Yea, he uz.
by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009
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Agenda Benda

A politician who hides the nuts, and bolts, of their policy until the last moment, where it is revealed to be something completely different and unexpected. A political transvestite, if you will.
Man, I sure hope Obama doesn't turn out to be an agenda benda.
by Mikey The Comic February 03, 2010
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Roid rage

When your hemorrhoids become so inflamed that you they make you angry and usually unable to sit.
Tom's been marching around shouting at everyone all day. He must have a serious case of roid rage.
by Mikey The Comic March 04, 2009
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Spam Sandwich

When you want to invite friends somewhere (like a gig) and you send them a normal txt/email, followed by your spam advertising the gig, followed by another normal txt/email.

1st Message: Hey man, long time, how you been? How's things?

2nd Message: Oh btw, I have a gig coming up, do you wanna come? Here are the details aka SPAM!

3rd Message: How's your dog?

Note: It is important to note that you need to wait for them to reply to your message before you send the next layer of the sandwich.
Oh shoot, I just copped another spam sandwich from Mikey, I should really just go to one of his gigs.
by Mikey The Comic March 22, 2009
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