Mikey The Comic's definitions

Environmentalust

1) Someone who lusts after the environment.

2) The lust you feel when you're screwing the environment.

3) How a New Zealand person says Environmentalist.

Steve: Hey Jimmy is such an environmentalust.
Mary: Yea, he uz.

by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009

Roid rage

When your hemorrhoids become so inflamed that you they make you angry and usually unable to sit.

Tom's been marching around shouting at everyone all day. He must have a serious case of roid rage.

by Mikey The Comic March 4, 2009

Agenda Benda

A politician who hides the nuts, and bolts, of their policy until the last moment, where it is revealed to be something completely different and unexpected. A political transvestite, if you will.

Man, I sure hope Obama doesn't turn out to be an agenda benda.

by Mikey The Comic February 3, 2010

log-swapping

The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.

Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.

by Mikey The Comic April 4, 2009

Belowfro

An afro-like pubic region marked by exessive and wild hair growth.

Rob: Don't go down on Shantiqua, girl's got a belowfro happening man!

by Mikey The Comic December 22, 2009

vagininja

Pronounced either Vaj-a-nin-ja or Va-ja-nin-ja.

1. A person, male or female, who slays vaginas, i.e. DESTROYS THEM! (like in a good way.. sexually).

2. A stealthy vagina who's queef's are silent, but deadly!

3. (Less common) A ninja who is also a vagina.

Hey Tory is a total vagininja!

by Mikey The Comic October 16, 2009

fauxmophobe

When you pretend to be a homophobe, just to mess around with your gay friends.

Tom: I'll be bringing my homosexual lover to your party.
Mikey: Ewwwww gross :P
Tom: You're such a fauxmophobe.

by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010