Definitions by Mike Payne

DNSing 

When your computer has trouble connecting to the Internet

After checking the modem, the router, and all of the cable connections, Jason decided that his computer was just DNSing.

DNSing by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

family switch 

When the classic switch is performed by two members of the same family.

When Adam and his father Harry were double teaming Debbie and they performed the family switch, Adam noted that she did not have to travel to Paris to visit the Eiffel Tower.

family switch by Mike Payne March 6, 2008

switch 

The word that is yelled when 2 guys are double-teaming a girl and they decide to change places.

When Jason and Joey got bored with Connie, they gave each other a hive five and yelled "Switch!"

switch by Mike Payne March 6, 2008

banana hammer 

When a dude carries around a hammer in his pocket to give the impression that he has a perpetual erection.

When Jason pulled out his banana hammer, all Zee could say was "Wowwwww".

banana hammer by Mike Payne March 5, 2008

minners 

A small fish used as live bait. Also known as a minnow.

Jason went down to the creek to catch some minners.

minners by Mike Payne March 5, 2008

cherry smuggler

A synonym of grape smuggler for the better-endowed.

By the way Jason strutted across the beach, you could tell that he considered himself a cherry smuggler.

cherry smuggler by Mike Payne March 3, 2008

Comb the Rabbit

Gettin' hot and heavy past 3rd base with a girl.

After making out for half an hour on the couch and 3 previous failed attempts, Erick was surprised when she let him comb the rabbit.

Comb the Rabbit by Mike Payne February 15, 2008