Mike Comanche's definitions

foodist

A FAT person. Someone who worships food.

Cris is a foodist.

A buddhist?

No, a FOODIST. She is FAT.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Jew Egg

Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.

I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

memory glands

What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.

Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

welfare mom

A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.

Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.

by Mike Comanche March 12, 2009

Lezbophobic

Extreme dislike of lesbians.

I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.

Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

kara-archeologist

KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.

"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009