Mike Comanche's definitions

Track Pack

What you need on a 2010 Mustang GT to beat a Camaro SS through the twisties.

The SS is faster than the GT in a straight line, but, a GT with Track Pack is quicker through the twisties.

by Mike Comanche May 5, 2009

free singles website

aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.

I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!

by Mike Comanche March 23, 2009

Godporn

Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.

by Mike Comanche March 12, 2009

welfare mom

A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.

Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.

by Mike Comanche March 12, 2009

slutterly ridiculous

When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.

Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.

Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

cockthucker

A guy who sucks dick.

Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009