Mike 's definitions

explogasm

to explode in orgasmic delight at something not related to any sexual activity.

"man, did you see that car? it was explogasmic"

by Mike July 16, 2008

buffer

(Verb) A female that is known to have the ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

That one's a buffer, she's a mean mother fu*ker sucking dick. She bites too.

by Mike June 13, 2004

numberism

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.

Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.

by Mike January 4, 2014

creditor

A bunch of cunts working in an office that want your money, because your a twat and didn't pay them :P

Creditor - people Mik owes

by Mike November 15, 2004

deplorable

deplorable - bad; mikes word to bag people with.

dude 1. how mad was that shot

mike. that was deplorable mate.

by mike March 12, 2005

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.

Millwall Cup Final and that cross - need I say more

by Mike August 23, 2004

smek

it means thats something is is GOOD!

if you win in a arcade geme against you friend, you can say "smek" because you happy, and you did well.

also see "aeg" almost the same thing ;)

by mike March 29, 2003