niftizzle

A mix between "nifty" and "fo shizzle". A good word when trying to say "awesome, i agree" but are too lazy to actually type all those words. I mean, this is the internet. Time is a virtue!

Friend: That's a new Corvette. It could rape your mom.
You: Niftizzle.

by Mike April 08, 2005

murph

When somone coughs or blows air into a bong, causing water to come up through the down stem, spilling bong water all over the place, often a rookie smoking mistake.

he murphed and now theres bong water all over my carpet.

by mike February 17, 2004

bukkake warrior

A woman (or man?) who is the frequent receiptiant of several males ejaculations at one time

Paris Hilton is a Bukkake Warrior

by mike April 12, 2005

beastonster

a person of such amazingness that calling them a beast or a monster is not enough

"damn you are such a beastonster

by mike January 19, 2005

rapel

A word made up in January 2005 by a Canadian 14 year old guy.

"Rapel the boarders" was used in the video game halo 2

by Mike February 12, 2005

blind carl

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.

In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.

by mike February 18, 2005

qwesome

Again, a common example of a typo.

Person: that's qwesome
Person: awesome*
Other guy: lol

by Mike November 14, 2004