Mike's definitions

double double

A burger at IN-N-OUT with two meat and two cheese.

Yeah, I'll have a double double animal style with animal fries and a large lemonade.

by Mike April 12, 2005

birac attack

when a chick knows her role and opens her a-hole.

man that hoe got a birac attack

by Mike March 19, 2005

headmade

produced by natural human intelligence rather than by intelligent machines, robotic minds, software programs etc.

In the future age of artificial intelligence, headmade things will be valued as high as handmade objects in the industrial age of mass production.

by Mike April 9, 2011

Hot Topic

the genious that invented it prolly made a lot of money- however, he made me emberassed to listen to slipknot.

He also killed the punk-goth scene and slowly bringing the hXc scene down as well.

watch in 3 years, the 12 year olds are gonna start wearing tight pants and hxc band shirts. their already selling Remembering Never shirts!

baggy pants- 50 dollars
slipknot shirt- 16 dollars
choker- 15 dollars
bracelets- 20 dollars
socks- 12.99

looking like a complete idiot and putting an end to the gothic culture. priceless

by mike September 28, 2004

Permadrunk

Drinking so much that you are drunk for more than a day.

1. We were permadrunk from our trip at the lake
2. John was perma drunk and climbed the tree.

by mike March 27, 2003

er-er

A covert reference to sexual activity, particularly in response to a non-sexual statement. Literally, the squeaking of a bed during sexual intercourse.

Gloria: Lisa, would you like help trimming that bush?
Kevin: Er-er.
Gloria: Huh?

by Mike December 26, 2004

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005