Mike's definitions

nob gobbler

one ugly dick sucker

looks like a gobblen and suck nobs

by mike May 20, 2004

quived

quived: messed up, ruined, damaged

Man, the entire side of my car got quived after hitting that deer.

by Mike April 9, 2004

The Legend of Mike

Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.

Damn, that guy is just da man. i want to be just like him.

by Mike October 14, 2004

smoocher

Common reference to a homosexual used in certain Boston neighborhoods

Wow that dude is a real deal smoocher

by Mike February 11, 2005

gator

A common slang word for 1000 dollars commonly used in Boston neighborhoods.

Someone backed into my car last night...it's gonna cost me at least a gator to get it fixed.

by Mike February 13, 2005

rolling stone

A "magazine" of advertisements, with the occasional article of value. A great example of corporate America using the entertainment industry as puppets to try and peddle their bullshit wares.

"Fuck Rolling Stone magazine."

by Mike August 26, 2003

jeint

street name for cocaine; coke, blow, white,

"yo u wanna get down on that jeint?"

by Mike May 9, 2004