Mike's definitions

head

the head that wrestler Al Snow brought to the ring while he was in ECW & WWE that "talked" to Al.

Head is the reason Al Snow figures are not sold in Wal-Mart.

by Mike January 3, 2004

Mayne

A word that has been exclamed after every phrase that Michael, Drew and Chad say. This word is the equivalent of the word "Man," in a deeper more formal tense.

1. "Chad just tripped in the hallway mayne!"
2. "Safety mayne!"
3. "I'm from Virginia mayne!"
4. "You might be a redneck if your nipple has ever been bitten off by a beaver mayne!"
5. "MMMMMAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEE!"
6. "I'm a cowboy mayne!"
7. "Jacob's eatin' cheetos mayne!"
8. "Listen to me mayne!"
9. "Skiddlyboop mayne!"
10. "Where'd my dOritos go mayne!"
11. "Mrghhghghhghghrhghh mayne!"
12. "Forizzle mayne!"
13. "Yo Mr. Johnson mayne!"
14. "C to the Ody playin some game mayne!"
15. "That's so funny.......Mayne!"

by Mike May 17, 2004

deuces are wild

A card game where 2 are wild.

Guy #1: I got a full house Ace's over 2's.
Guy #2: No, that's a five of a kind, deuces are wild jack-ass
Guy #1: DAMN I am lucky! I will be taking that pot right now.

by Mike December 28, 2005

going steady

when you are in a non-commiting relationship, but are both still there until the next best thing comes along

"we're just going steady" ur gf says this to a better looking guy or a guy to another girl with bigger tits and fuller lips

by mike February 10, 2004

wenus

wenus comes from the term, willy and anus. but mainly used to describe someone with a very small willy.

your such a wenus, grow a wenus, my wenus is sore

by Mike April 13, 2004

fag bait

A guy that is not necessarily gay, but hangs out with gays.

You dress like fag bait.

by Mike January 6, 2004

Crud

One of the most useful words used for 'Crap'. Kids use it so the high-strung parents won't throw a fit.

"CRUD! My gerbil just ate my term paper!"
"What the crud is going on?"
"this is just crudtacular."

by Mike December 21, 2003