Mike's definitions

snipe

1. to shoot something with great accuracy
2. to score a difficult point in a game/sport

1. When I was playing SOCOM, I sniped him from 500 yards away.
2. At our lacrosse game,I sniped that goal in the top shelf with 2 defenders on me.

by mike March 19, 2004

baja

getting your ass eaten out with salsa, sour cream, chesse, etc. with tortilla chips

Nick:what did pendleberry use in your baja?

Kinger; a little cheese, some salsa, and he used those handy tostito scoops

by mike April 23, 2004

Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

by Mike December 7, 2003

swabble

The act of swallowing balls.

Your mom swabbles.

by Mike December 30, 2003

more hardcore than porno-flick bitches

so fuckin hardcore that porno stars can't compare

That crazy bastard just did a 1080 mctwist, he's more hardcore than porno-flick bitches.

by Mike June 17, 2004

greatastic

this is the greatest fantastic thing ever

that sex was grearastic

by mike May 13, 2005

gleek

building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.

Shit, Eric just gleeked all over my food!

by mike April 26, 2003