Mike's definitions

Conglorporation

A portmanteu of conglomerate and corporation. One of those giant companies that stamps out all their competitors and has done a great job of ruining America. Often rely on child labour and taking advantage of the working class in countries all over the world.

I avoid shopping for mass-produced goods like Nike sneakers at conglorporations like Wal-Mart.

by Mike January 11, 2005

shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003

picante

same as bahaji but different name

kinger: whats a picante
Nick; ask pendleberry

by mike April 23, 2004

punk rawk

the way girls who like Avril Lavigne & Hilary Duff say punk rock

Like, oh my Gawd! Avril is soooo punk rawk!

by Mike January 4, 2004