Mike's definitions

Quief

A vaginal fart

by Mike May 25, 2003

blacker

a black guy that acts like a preppy white person.

that blacker doesn't even listen to rap! wtf?

by Mike May 14, 2003

linoogle

to google something for linux.
go use google.com/linux

I told him to linoogle rm -f / before doing it

by mike October 9, 2004

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

The best competition between the female race. We got your bitches from New York, the sweethearts from Maryland, and the typical jersey girls. The double standard is at an all time high around the Mount. The quiet preppy girls who pop their collars during the week turn into dirty whores on the weekend. The girls try to keep it quiet but the guys have locker room talks. Now dont get me wrong the males arent getting off easy... oh wait they do. Most Long Island guys are the biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Basically you hate New York in general after meeting them. Jersey boys are either gangsta or gay and PA boys are immature. Maryland guys are divided into two. Ones from b-more are preppy sons of bitches but if their anywhere west they are the nice guys.

*New Yourkers
*Jersey
*Marylanders

by Mike April 10, 2005

nob gobbler

one ugly dick sucker

looks like a gobblen and suck nobs

by mike May 20, 2004

JA RULE

A guy with a Hitler mustache.

Look at Ja Rule, he looks like Hitler.

by Mike July 15, 2003

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005