Mike's definitions

ryde

A person of Canadian decent, who lives off fish and Moose.

Yo dude you are so ryde, why don't you go sleep in an igloo?

by Mike September 5, 2004

tazy

Crazy, usually used when the next word will start with a "T," or you change the next word to make it start with a "T" (works well with ch -> t).

Tazy tight
Tazy tewy (chewy)

by Mike April 28, 2006

red england

When a guy fucks a girl on her period, takes his bloody cock out, and then teabags her.

Ralph fucked me with a bloody cock and gave me a red england.

by Mike March 12, 2005

da

1. Ebonics for "the".
2. (German) There.

1. What up in da hizzouse?

2. Wer ist das da drüber? (Who is that over there?)

by Mike December 22, 2003

untouchable

A pretty girl that most men would be afraid to talk to.

I'm so insecure, I could never even ask her for the time. She's just too untouchable.

by Mike June 1, 2002

cock museum

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

by Mike December 31, 2003

clowning around

To act as a clown would/like Chis and Pam Wollersheim

The boy who punched a hole in the wall was clowning around.

by mike August 1, 2003