Definitions by Mike

sac-stitch 

1. The one-dimensional crease along the scrotum that separates the two testicles. Continues, to turn into the two-dimensional grundle and eventually the three-dimensional anus.

2. Often used as a derogatory term to refer to people that are rank, disgusting, and/or worthless. Can be used interchangeably with "scrotum-crease."

To me, Greg, you are nothing more than a worthless sac-stitch.

sac-stitch by Mike August 6, 2003

hulkbag 

A variation of douchebag, reserved for the worst cases of douchebag-osity. More derogatory because of the word's association with the movie HULK (starring Eric Bana), one of the worst pieces of garbage ever to be put on the screen.

Can be used interchangeably with douchehulk or hulkdouche.

All right, Phil, it used to be funny, but right now you're just being a real hulkbag.

hulkbag by Mike August 6, 2003

human spluge 

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

human spluge by Mike August 6, 2003

menge

(v.) To perform the following ungodly, necrophilic act, requiring two people and a female corpse: Person X begins to perform cunnilingus on the said corpse. Person Y gets a running start and jumps on the abdomen of the corpse, usually landing on either the back, or on both feet (in a stomping action). Through the force of contact, the "innards and fluids" of the corpse spray out into the face of Person X. Considered a disturbing affront to nature by most cultures.

Did you hear about Ted and Gary?! They went up to the morgue yesterday and menged all night long!

menge by Mike August 6, 2003

knob jockey 

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

knob jockey by Mike August 5, 2003

Beef Curtains 

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.

My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh

Beef Curtains by Mike August 5, 2003

domestic rice 

american cars that have been riced with huge stickers, neons, and japanese parts such as a GT-R badge, vtec stickers, mugen, apc, etc.

an orange v6 mustang with huge 20" 'NOS' stickers on the doors, vtec banner across the windshield, cheap intercooler with no turbo and the owner claims it has so much hp that it will beat any import

domestic rice by mike August 4, 2003