Mike's definitions

Red Tide

the worst time to eat a girl out.

Hell no!!!!!, I ain't eating you out when the red tide is arround.

by Mike May 13, 2005

brass monkey

Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannonballs such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square-based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of 30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey", but would rust to an iron one.

When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by Mike January 29, 2005

Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.

Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!

by Mike March 19, 2008

Goombafied

Covered in slimy green substance

She fell in the lake and she got all goombafied

by Mike November 5, 2004

swabble

to switch or trade out.

1. This piece of timber isnt too sturdy. I might swabble it out for a new one.

2. Swabble those letters about, you beautiful dyslexic bastard.

by mike May 27, 2004

itg

its Giunta, not Guitna. ^^

"ILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS U FUCKING FUCKER FUCK!!! DONT SAY TAT AGAIN OR YOUR FUCKING DONE"

I go to school

Man approaces. "What did u say yesterday on the net?"

me: "Err... nothing... lOl i was kidding :/"

by Mike January 24, 2004

podland

the name of a band that plays gypsy hippie music.

Podland plays monotonous hippie music.

by mike March 21, 2004