Mike's definitions

Junked

An expression for being hit in the balls Hard!

DAMN! That kid got junked

by Mike October 26, 2004

lo

nickname for laura who are awesome

"Hey Lo! wutup girl?

by mike December 7, 2004

Alice Cooper

he used to be cool, but then he sold out and did a Staples back-toschool commercial mocking his song and kids who like summer. What a sell-out

Girl-"YOu said school was out forever."

"Actually, I said "School's out for summer." Nice Try"

by Mike August 23, 2004

Dolly

A limp inanimate object used by weirdos for sexual reasons

Dollys never say they have a headache. They just lay back and accept.

by Mike May 2, 2004

BanThis

A website that compiles all images from other sites.

BanThis has funny pictures but takes them from other sites.

by Mike May 12, 2004

Ring of Fire

Haviing anal sex, using a condom covered in BenGay or Icy Hot, with a former partner that has cheated on you. After ejaculation you slap them in the face with the condom, and tell them to leave.

My Ex-girlfriend came back the other night, so i gave her the ring of fire, and told that bitch to leave.

by Mike January 25, 2005

Bag'o'dicks

Person who has a bowl cut and who is also a real asshole.

So this bag'o'dicks comes over and hits on my lady, so I fucked up his world with a right cross.

by Mike December 1, 2004