Mike's definitions

ro-sham-bo

A game (usually to solve a dispute) where two men kick eachother in the balls as hard as they can. The first person to give up loses.

"That's my duck." "No, I'ts mine" "Fine, let's play ro-sham-bo"

by Mike September 18, 2003

ballgrabbing weasel-fucker

Something extremely funny once uttered by a drunk person. Might be an insult.

" You ballgrabbing weasel-fucker! "

by mike July 27, 2004

orgasm

What occurs during the course of an Herbal Essence commercial.

"Did you see that chick in the Herbal Essence commercial? Was she having an orgasm or something!?"

by Mike April 13, 2004

high heels

The number one causal attention grabber that men find extremely appealing when women wear them and makes men mesmerized by a woman in heels.

Damn, she looks sexy in those heels!

by Mike September 6, 2004

ABG

An ABG is an accidental boob grab, which can occur at any time, but is particularly likely during fast-paced dances like lindy hop or charleston. ABGs are not to be confused with the deliberate fondling that may be a part of bump 'n grind.

So I was dancing with Sarah, and the music got quick and I had an ABG by mistake. Then she slapped me.

by Mike November 12, 2006

cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.

That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.

by Mike December 30, 2003

looney bird

noun:a crazy person. this is to sound as is if you are gay. ment to confuse or to disgust the person to which you are speaking.

Oh, John, you're such a looney bird.

by Mike November 26, 2003