Mike's definitions

cod sack

the male genitalia where the testicles are harnessed. male genetalia, scrotum cover. look alot like speedos.

We were talking about his cod sack when it just popped out

by mike October 14, 2003

Eurobeat

Perhaps the catchiest music in the world. Originated from Italy, sold in Japan. Parapara made it popular.

Seriously, Eurobeat is not techno. Go to hell.

by Mike December 16, 2004

jedibitch

looks like a pigeon eating a cheese pasties & jaffa cakes

munch

by mike August 24, 2003

Houey and Rachial

A ttally awsome band concisting of two awsome guys. With hits such as "i want to be the very best" from pokemon and the two man bowser theme song from a mario game. They have not came out with any CDs yet but are planning to make one when they get a mike.

(at the same time)
S-DOOWWW do duo DOW dooOO DOO DOWWW DOWWW do do dowwww

M-do dO DO Do do dO DO Do do dO DO Do do dO DO Do do

by Mike November 13, 2003

Roach Clip

A term used in place of the original:

Pot Holder

It appears Pot Holder was already taken.

"Ethel, please use the roach clip. It's over there - near the pot holder."

by Mike December 11, 2003

fuckwing

Adjective pertaining to a really stupid, inane idea or concept.

Whose fuck-wing idea was it to microwave the cat?

"I think whoever had the fuck-wing idea to get rid of the oatmeal packets should be driven, with torches and pitchforks, out of Minnesota" --Food Service Survey at Carleton College, 2003.

by Mike December 23, 2003

Pepper Johnson

Having a African-American male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the African American gentleman.

Grant Kolton was so excited that he gave Otis a pepper johnson down at the river at Woodhouse.

by Mike November 27, 2003