Definitions by Mike

poor bastard 

a really poor kid

michael kennedy

poor bastard by mike January 21, 2004

squicking 

The practice one takes up when skullfucking becomes tedious. Skullfucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms.

Und tuh buscotini mosta umpotee cunder squicked mayee.

(And the {retarded babble} squicked me)

squicking by Mike January 21, 2004

chublove 

the act of dating a fat girl, and engaging in sexual acts with a fat girl.

James loves the chublove

chublove by Mike January 21, 2004

prokaryote 

square, lame, opposite of fresh

"Lucy Ford was a dope album, but when Atmosphere released God Loves Ugly, their shit was prokaryote."

prokaryote by Mike January 21, 2004

Mugulla 

(n.) A stupid bastard.

You never take out the trash you lazy Mugulla.

Mugulla by Mike January 19, 2004

Fer Shlotes 

You must live it to know it.

Fer Sholtisees, Fer Shylotes, Fer Shinglopingtons, etc.

Fer Shlotes by mike January 19, 2004