103 definitions by Mike hunt

love pump

When a male erection is inserted into a vacuum or spa jet, and becomes stuck in the hole.

Mike Fischer gets love pumps daily, that’s like the 5th time today.

by Mike hunt May 20, 2004

fr0q

The most amazing, outstanding, nifty, stupendous, super cool person ever to walk the face of the earth. This person's coolness is beyond explanation. If his coolness were measured in heat, it would be hotter than the sun itself.

That guy is totally fr0q, man!

by Mike hunt March 25, 2004

megaho

The act of making every detail of your existence known to the entire internet via AIM 'away messages'

I almost forgot to megaho about how I'm about to go get a shirt out of my closet and how inconvenient that will be.

by Mike hunt September 5, 2003

megaho

1 One who regurgitates on their own leg and keeps at least 500 pounds of debris in their car.

Megaho can use some of the trash from her car to clean the puke off of her leg.

by Mike hunt September 5, 2003

Aunt Jemima

an old wrinkly saggy titted nigger
usually horible driver and smokes more crack than her fuckin grandchildren
but she can whip up a nice batch of chicken and collergreens

that aunt jemima just cut me off while smokin her pipe lets notify the KKK

by Mike hunt December 31, 2005

skiddy cracker

Word invented for stupid purposes

"skiddy cracker, crutch, crutch, ya mum!"

by Mike hunt October 17, 2003

tobagon

the act of a girl giving one head while one rides her down the stairs forcing the head to move in a pleasing motion violently to bring instant oral gratification

your mother gives a great tobagon

by Mike hunt December 31, 2005