Love Pump 

The Penis. Popularised by the rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. A musician is playing a beautiful piece of classical music he has written on the piano. When the interviewer asks the name of the piece the musician replies with "Lick My Love Pump!"

Andy: Hey wanna lick my love pump Sally?
Rachel: Actually it's Rachel and it's more like a hump than a pump. Loser. And one more think. That word is sooo 80s!

Love Pump by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

Love Pump 

The 1984 four door orange Dodge pick-up truck used by the North Mankato patch crew until its sale in 2000.

6 workers rolled down Lee Blvd in upper North Mankato in the Love Pump on their way to break when a flock Somali women looked like they needed a good keybanging.....result = flying towels and one blown muffler.

Love Pump by Patch Crew Slacker May 17, 2010

love pump 

A man who says he loves a women to get her into bed/to sleep with her

Oh my god Zim is such a love pump, i cant believe that girl fell for his charm

love pump by brazilnat December 17, 2008

love pump 

When a male erection is inserted into a vacuum or spa jet, and becomes stuck in the hole.

Mike Fischer gets love pumps daily, that’s like the 5th time today.

love pump by Mike Hunt May 20, 2004

love pump 

A name for Ashley.
A very annoying nick name
DIRTY!!!

Shane: Yes, Love Pump

love pump by Jamie Rae January 24, 2005

lady love pump 

when a woman expells air from her vagina during love making/having sex

she let rip a right lady love pump last night when we were doing it.

lady love pump by jigglybobs September 8, 2009

I love you pumpkin 

A crude way of expressing love through snide interpretations of the other partner being a round object of lust. Usually meant in the nice way, but in some cases, if you are a round object, this could mean that she is calling you overweight and need to stop eating so much.

(Pumpkins are fun to carve, this could also mean that she wants to fill your holes with knife like objects and carve you the way she wants you. Being scared is advised.)

I accept that you're round, but I'm going to carve you the way I want you so I can show you to my parents. I love you pumpkin

I love you pumpkin by Turkeys and Gumballs November 12, 2010