Mike's definitions

Java God

Phil Thompkins will forever be the Java God, worship him and pray to him.

Markus: "Phil your the Java God!!"
Phil: "Fuck you Markus you suck"

by Mike March 26, 2004

magic number

The number of people that one has had sex with.

My magic number was eight before Spring Break. I broke double digits before coming back home.

by Mike January 6, 2005

Ohio

Just admit it... the best state EVER. Also, (refering to defn. #14) don't diss Ohio if you can't even freakin spell "CLEVELAND" right. Secondly, Ohio WAS NOT the Flordia of the 2004 election. We voted red (like it or not... frankly I voted white) 51% to 49% so you all can piss-off. Statistcally, people that live in northeast Ohio around C-Town North (that's Cleveland) have the correct pronounciation of the American English Language so y'all can just kiss my brass. Not to mention we have the best roller coaster park in the nation (Cedar Point) which holds more than 13 world records. Yes, our seasons are Winter, Construction and More Construction but hey... at least we're not Michigan.

Oh yeah... it's POP not SODA

All hail Ohio... because you're just pissed off you don't live here.

by Mike December 15, 2004

Silicon

What computer motherboards, chips, cards, and other assorted hardware are made of.

I never knew that motherboards were made of silicon.

by Mike May 13, 2005

domestic rice

american cars that have been riced with huge stickers, neons, and japanese parts such as a GT-R badge, vtec stickers, mugen, apc, etc.

an orange v6 mustang with huge 20" 'NOS' stickers on the doors, vtec banner across the windshield, cheap intercooler with no turbo and the owner claims it has so much hp that it will beat any import

by mike August 4, 2003

Voodoo Shit

The biggest shit ever existed. Used with "man" after to prove that you're speaking to someone.

"That's voodoo shit, man!"

by MiKe May 28, 2004

radicus

Someone or something that is extremely rad

See that girl over there, Meghan? She's radicus

by Mike February 1, 2005