Mike's definitions

cockweasel

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

by Mike September 10, 2003

SNET

A phone company that is called Southern New England Telephone. Now it called SBC SNET.

I am going to use my telephone that is connected to SNET.

by Mike December 9, 2003

ford

Fuckin Over Rated Disaster

the only good ford is a junkyard one

by Mike December 17, 2006

Fruitbag

A word of showing emotion such as Fuck. But in a way that is more censored. Also: Fruitbagged, Fruitbagging, fruitbag and 1/2, fruityfull,

This a real fruitbaggin class. Damn that fruitbag teacher

by Mike October 26, 2004

thwark

noun, the God-Weasel

adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.

verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)

Oh my god, It's thwark!; He looks just like thwark!; Let's go thwarking!

by Mike February 1, 2004

Kleins Mom

to have a 7-2 off suit in Texas Hold'em

I had to play, I had Kleins mom

by mike April 25, 2004

Uber gay

A certain Robert C. George

" Rob George is Uber Gay"

by mike March 20, 2005