Mike's definitions

droomp

in the summer when one of your balls hangs lower than the other

dude its soo hot i have a mean ass droomp get some ice so i can get rid of it

by mike November 14, 2003

Carlton (Banks)

Black males who behave like whites or talk very proper. "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" reference

Jerome goes to college, he is such a Carlton

by mike April 17, 2005

Cross Country

Pimp ass Sport Whoosh

every things funner with a runner

i love the cross country ladies

by Mike October 28, 2004

simply

adjective used to describe how brilliant the speaker thinks they are for using the word that comes right after "simply"

oh, that would be simply wonderful!
i'm simply brilliant.

by mike September 16, 2003

microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

by Mike November 4, 2004

Fruitbag

A word of showing emotion such as Fuck. But in a way that is more censored. Also: Fruitbagged, Fruitbagging, fruitbag and 1/2, fruityfull,

This a real fruitbaggin class. Damn that fruitbag teacher

by Mike October 26, 2004

SNET

A phone company that is called Southern New England Telephone. Now it called SBC SNET.

I am going to use my telephone that is connected to SNET.

by Mike December 9, 2003