Mike's definitions

bird

synonym for middle finger
middle finger

"Dude, that old lady just gave you the bird!"

by mike September 26, 2004

jinx

when two people coincidentally say the same phrase together at the same time, the first one to then say "jinx" puts bad luck on the other.

Tina and Heather both say "I'm going to the movies" simultaneously.

Heather one-ups Tina by saying declaring "jinx"!

by Mike May 4, 2004

Zedism

Zedism (from the letter Z, "zed" that is used in Russia as the symbol of invasion in Ukraine and struggle against the West) is a neofascist trend in contemporary Russian politics and ideology that combines a cult of military force, imperial expansionism, nationalism, and xenophobia.

Zedism is the ideology of the end, that's why its symbol is the last letter of the alphabet. Zedism threatens the West and the entire world with nuclear destruction. It is potentially more dangerous than old fascism. (Mike Epstein)

by Mike May 25, 2022

bendovers

Polyester pants that old women wear.

My god I can't afford those fancy bendovers! They cost tree fiddy!

by Mike April 20, 2004

Whathuh

A combination of the word "what" and "huh." Generally used to express confusion.

<Person> So, I was down at the old house...
<Person2> Whathuh?
<Person> The old house. You know, the place where we saw those huge dogs.
<Person2> Oh.

by Mike January 28, 2005

cockmongrel

One who "slobs the knob" (performs fellatio) in a vicious, inefficient, and salivatory manner.

Not only was she a slut, she was a dastardly cockmongrel as well.

by Mike August 7, 2003

shiksah

Yiddish derogatory term for a sexually loose woman or a female of lesser moral character. It has come to refer to any non-jewish woman though. The masculine version is Shaggitz.

Ever sinse Sam and Dianne broke up he has been dating that Shiksah.

by Mike January 30, 2004