Mike's definitions

corputer

corporeal computer, an electronic prosthetic device that through many interconnected microchips and artificial neurons has become a part of human body.

In the future, computers will be transformed into corputers and become integrated with human bodies.

by Mike November 17, 2010

goodevil

Intended good that, if implemented with violence, turns into evil, with the devil as a mediator.

"With an iron hand we'll drive the humanity to happiness," - a slogan of communist revolution in Russia. This is an example of goodevil: the good that is enforced on people destroys them.

by Mike November 17, 2010

womanoeuvre

verb or noun (woman + manoeuvre) - to act in a female manner, to use feminine tactics for achieving one's goals.

Womanoeuvre is a strategy to convert your weaknesses into advantages.

He tried to outmanoeuvre her but was helpless against womanoeuvring.

by Mike April 15, 2009

Obamanna

supernatural boons and messianic miracles that Barack Obama is expected to graciously produce if elected president of the USA.

Don't expect obamanna immediately falling upon us after
the presidential inauguration.

by Mike March 5, 2009

Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.

"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."

by Mike October 17, 2008

y0

An initial value of y, pronounced "y not". Used to refer to the starting height of an object in Newtonian physics textbooks.

y = y0 - v0 t - 1/2 g t^2

by Mike September 18, 2008

Pat

A kid with an unusually large forhead. Often so large that it's capable of interfering with the stardard line of sight up to 73 km. A forhead so large that it can be easily mistaken for the CN tower or any other massive landmark. Often refered to as CN Pat, or Pat Tower.

Pat move your fuckin forhead, I cant see shit!
or
Pat im trying to take a picture of the sky, move your fuckin forhead!!

by Mike September 6, 2008