mcglumphy

(noun/verb) when you fart, and poo comes out of your bum hole.
"aww man, i knew that fart would be a mcglumphy!!!" said the man as a turd rolled down his leg.
by mike June 11, 2004
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brownoser

adjective or noun

Someone who has to answer every question in school and have input on every subject, most of which no one cares about. They also tend to suck up to teachers and adults.

The literal translation is someone who sticks their nose in someone else's ass, which symbolizes the person doing the stupidest things to please someone, to the dismay of others.

see annoying, boring
ex)Shes brownosing again, talking about the Russian Revolution.
by Mike June 09, 2004
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wenus

wenus comes from the term, willy and anus. but mainly used to describe someone with a very small willy.
your such a wenus, grow a wenus, my wenus is sore
by Mike April 13, 2004
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needlepoint

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.
by mike April 11, 2004
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Dick Nazi

I strict believer in non penile ways.
by Mike December 30, 2003
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Toggy

Noun

Slang term used to describe a person (usually male) who partakes in massive quantities of alcohol consumption. Not to be confused with drunks and alcoholics. Generally a person of slightly classier and/or professional nature, but definitely not a wine taster; could be a wine guzzler.
"Hey, there goes Mike going back to the pub, that ol' toggy!"

"Aaron, toggies pay for their OWN booze."

"If I had more money, I'd stop bein' a worthless toggy, an' get some real pricey hootch."
by Mike January 30, 2004
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statix

i love you statix!
statix i love you!
statix is great!
by Mike October 17, 2004
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