Mike's definitions

haji

hand job... usually given as a reward of something good

Pendleberry is the haji-master

"hey kinger, if u score a goal ill give u a haji after the game"

by mike April 23, 2004

spaceship

Can mean a type of crack pipe, looks kinda like a small orb of glass w/ a short stem and a bowl on top of it.

Spaceships beat the hell outta chasin' the dragon.

by mike March 19, 2004

bright

acting in a smart ass way

someone telling someone to get smart

dun b bright

by mike December 15, 2003

schmuck

it is a yidish word and it means prick

my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck

by mike August 19, 2003

world's best rappers list

No Order

Solo..
- Mos Def
- Talib Kweli
- Pharoahe Monch
- KRS One
- Tupac
- Biggie
- Mantronix
- Rakim
- The D.O.C.
- Nas
- Common
- Grandmaster Caz
- Kool Moe Dee

Groups...
- The Roots
- Boogie Down Productions
- Brand Nubian
- Reflection Eternal
- Blackstar
- Gangstarr
- Wu-Tang Clan
- Public Enemy
- Run DMC
- NWA
- Poor Righteous Teachers
- The Pharcyde

Untouchable, bitch

No example is necessary

by mike November 27, 2004

fucktard

The person who has just fucked a retard

Have you seen my baseball?
You fucktard!

by Mike December 2, 2004

hutbag

There is only one hutbag.. many joes but one hutbag

I am hutbag

by Mike August 24, 2003