twoday

an expression used when asking time off from work to cover yourself for two days, not today, because you are going to get so wasted, you'll be straddling the fence.

Worker : hey boss, can i have off twoday?

Boss: do you mean today?

did you spill some dumbass on yourself

Worker: no twoday because i'm gonna get so wasted, i'll need two days to cover me.

by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009

spilled some dumbass on yourself

a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.

you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.

by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009

Flawesome

flawless and awesome = Flawesome

Did you just see that chick?
totally flawesome.

Did you just see that boneless frontside grind?
flawesome!!!

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

Tardspace

what Myspace has become, retarded.

tardspace is ghey now, no wonder everyone is on Facebook.

by Mickey Darling August 06, 2009

stepped in a puddle of dumbass

an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.

that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.

by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009

space biscuits

some of the most potent Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)
on the black market.

this shit will send you

straddling the fence to the spirit world status in the blink of an eye.

what's wrong with Prox?

i think he ate too many space biscuits, homie is so fucked up he is stitching quilts with Tommy Chong.

by Mickey Darling August 04, 2009

Kryptonite

a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.

did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009