Michelle's definitions

f.a.g.

An abreviation pronounced "fag" meaning "female ass grabber".

Kevin: oh my god bob just completley had a f.a.g. moment! he just went up to jenny and grabbed that thang!

by Michelle June 11, 2005

BUFU

bye Uss Fuck you

by Michelle June 25, 2003

Dub house

Whitehouse Texas (Yes the City)

Lets get outta Dub House

by Michelle April 23, 2005

flick

a move

We went to see a flick Friday night

by Michelle February 5, 2003

soft butch

a female that is more masculine in additude, but not so much in the way she looks

she acts butch, but doesnt look butch

by Michelle September 2, 2003

jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

by Michelle September 10, 2003

Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004