Michael_Hunt's definitions

purse dog

a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton

In the movie "Legally Blonde" Reese Witherspoon had a purse dog named Brewster.

by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008

girllionaire

a contraction of girl and millionaire, a term coined by Donnie Baker to describe a guy who is especially gifted at picking up girls and seems to have a million girlfriends

The Fonz on Happy Days was a prime example of a girllionaire.

by Michael_Hunt March 2, 2009

sow

a female police officer, a female pig is called a sow

Whenever Julie got pulled over for speeding she would just show a little cleavage and the cops would just let her off with a warning instead of giving her a ticket, but that didn't work when she got pulled over by a sow.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

nagev

vegan spelled backward, a term for someone who primarily eats meat while avoiding fruits, vegetables, and other products that come from plants

Bill being a strict nagev will eat a hamburger patty with cheese, but no bun, ketchup, lettuce, etc. , his clothes are all either leather or wool, never cotton.

by Michael_Hunt September 20, 2009

sodomy bell

On the bob and tom radio show whenever there is a story in the news about somebody being arrested Tom Griswold typically makes some comment about prison rape and rings the sodomy bell

There was a story in the news about a guy who was arrested for lewd behavior after he was caught trying to fuck a picnic table, Tom Griswold laughs and rings the sodomy bell.

by Michael_Hunt October 16, 2008

feces horn

On the bob and tom radio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn

There was a story in the news about a woman who fell from the upstairs balcony of her apartment, as luck would have it a maintenance crew was working on the septic tank so she landed in a pile of raw sewage which broke her fall and she was not injured. (Bob and Tom honk the feces horn)

by Michael_Hunt October 17, 2008

warpig

warmonger a term that originated in a Vietnam era Black Sabbath song used to describe corrupt politicians who start senseless wars primarily to boost the profits of the military industrial complex

George W Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld are warpigs who invaded Iraq to save Haliburton from bankruptcy.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008