Michael_Hunt's definitions

idiot bar

a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment

The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

dork light

an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986

I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

Reaganitis

alzheimers or similiar old age demetia, named for Ronald Reagan who suffered from this disorder

My mom works at a nursing home and takes care of people with Reaganitis.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

Reaganomical

Any socio-economical policy that benefits the wealthy or expands corporate power while harming ordinary working class people

The union went on strike so the company tried to be Reaganomical by firing the striking workers and replacing them with illegal immigrants who were only paid half as much.

by Michael_Hunt July 13, 2009

Urban Dictionary virgin

a new definition that has been recently submitted to Urban Dictionary that has not yet received any thumbs up or thumbs down

It's kinda cool to be the first one to click thumbs up on an Urban Dictionary virgin.

by Michael_Hunt March 25, 2009

nagev

vegan spelled backward, a term for someone who primarily eats meat while avoiding fruits, vegetables, and other products that come from plants

Bill being a strict nagev will eat a hamburger patty with cheese, but no bun, ketchup, lettuce, etc. , his clothes are all either leather or wool, never cotton.

by Michael_Hunt September 20, 2009

sodomy bell

On the bob and tom radio show whenever there is a story in the news about somebody being arrested Tom Griswold typically makes some comment about prison rape and rings the sodomy bell

There was a story in the news about a guy who was arrested for lewd behavior after he was caught trying to fuck a picnic table, Tom Griswold laughs and rings the sodomy bell.

by Michael_Hunt October 16, 2008