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When Kristi Lee is trying to read the news on the Bob and Tom show she is often interrupted by Tom Griswold, usually with some sort of sexual innuendo.
by Michael_Hunt August 9, 2009
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The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
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"Rush says he wants Obama to fail, thats the same as saying he wants America to fail, that's like treason, it's the same thing al-Qaeda is saying, I think Rush was the 20th hijacker, but he was strung out on oxycontin and missed his flight."
"Rush says he wants Obama to fail, thats the same as saying he wants America to fail, that's like treason, it's the same thing al-Qaeda is saying, I think Rush was the 20th hijacker, but he was strung out on oxycontin and missed his flight."
by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2009
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by Michael_Hunt March 25, 2009
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I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
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I went to see the Chicago Cubs play, the game lasted almost four hours, when the game was over I had some major ass fatigue.
by Michael_Hunt July 5, 2009
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by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008
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