Michael_Hunt's definitions

Obama basher

a fuckwit Republitard who opposes a progressive Democratic agenda in which all Americans have a chance to succeed and prosper

Since it is very difficult to make any sort of attack on Obama's moral character (no Monica Lewinsky), (no White Water), the typical Obama basher will resort to outright lies. Some have made the ridiculous claim that he is not really a U.S. citizen (see birther). Some have claimed he is a Muslim, not only is this completely false, even if it were true it would be irrellevent, since our Constitution explicitly prohibits any religious test for holding elected office. There is no reason a Muslim could not be a good president. Some Obama bashers are racists, but not all of them. Most Obama bashers are part of the same Republican attack machine that went after Bill Clinton.

by Michael_Hunt August 15, 2009

Rodney Carrington

a comedien/singer who appears occasionally on the bob and tom show

Rodney Carrington is a funny guy best known for his "Fred Song" and "Don't Look Now (Momma's Got Her Boobs Out)".

by Michael_Hunt September 6, 2009

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall

I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

end of an error

January 20,2009 the last day of the Bush presidency

January 20,2009 marks the last day of the presidency of George W Bush, an end of an error.

by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008

seven words you can't say on television

A famous comedy routine performed by George Carlin about words the FCC prohibits being said on TV

In America we are supposed to have free speech, so it doesn't make sense that there can even be such a thing as seven words you can't say on television.

by Michael_Hunt June 2, 2008

Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene

Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

Lipshitz

Scunthorpe

Lightwater

by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008

Kristi Lee

the news girl from the bob and tom show, she also takes part in some of their comedy skits

When Kristi Lee is trying to read the news on the Bob and Tom show she is often interrupted by Tom Griswold, usually with some sort of sexual innuendo.

by Michael_Hunt August 9, 2009