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On the bob and tom radio show whenever there is a story in the news about somebody being arrested Tom Griswold typically makes some comment about prison rape and rings the sodomy bell
There was a story in the news about a guy who was arrested for lewd behavior after he was caught trying to fuck a picnic table, Tom Griswold laughs and rings the sodomy bell.
by Michael_Hunt October 16, 2008
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"Rush says he wants Obama to fail, thats the same as saying he wants America to fail, that's like treason, it's the same thing al-Qaeda is saying, I think Rush was the 20th hijacker, but he was strung out on oxycontin and missed his flight."
"Rush says he wants Obama to fail, thats the same as saying he wants America to fail, that's like treason, it's the same thing al-Qaeda is saying, I think Rush was the 20th hijacker, but he was strung out on oxycontin and missed his flight."
by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2009
Get the Wanda Sykes mug.a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment
The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
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by Michael_Hunt March 25, 2009
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I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
Get the dork light mug.Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene
Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.
Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.
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Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.
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by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008
Get the Scunthorpe problem mug.In America we are supposed to have free speech, so it doesn't make sense that there can even be such a thing as seven words you can't say on television.
by Michael_Hunt June 2, 2008
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