China loan

tax rebate scheme concocted by George W Bush to supposedly stimulate the economy, since the federal budget already has a massive deficit, this money will be borrowed from China
I just got my China loan check I suppose I'll use it to pay for gas.
by Michael_Hunt May 31, 2008
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dork light

an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986
I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
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vomiteria

a contraction of vomit and cafeteria a term for any restaurant,deli,etc. that serves very poor quality food that is barely fit to eat
I was really hungry but I was in big hurry so I grabbed a burger at some vomiteria and choked it down, aferward I thought I was gonna puke.
by Michael_Hunt October 25, 2008
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Obama Depression

a term some fuckwit bushnesiac republitards use to discribe the Bush Depression
The Bush Administration slashed taxes for the wealthy while spending massive amounts of money on the bush war in Iraq, which created huge budget deficits. This along with deregulation of business caused a collapse of the financial sector and the worst economy since the Great Depression. Since Obama will be the one that has to clean up this mess Bushies call it the Obama Depression.
by Michael_Hunt July 25, 2009
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Scunthorpe problem

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene
Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.

Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.

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by Michael_Hunt December 19, 2008
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feed me light

a warning light found on many late model cars usually in the shape of a gas pump that lets the driver know the car is low on fuel
I better stop and get some gas my car's feed me light just came on.
by Michael_Hunt February 23, 2009
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ass fatigue

when your ass gets sore from sitting for extended periods of time in an uncomfortable seat (e.g. metal folding chairs or bleechers)
I went to see the Chicago Cubs play, the game lasted almost four hours, when the game was over I had some major ass fatigue.
by Michael_Hunt July 05, 2009
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