In America we are supposed to have free speech, so it doesn't make sense that there can even be such a thing as seven words you can't say on television.
by Michael_Hunt June 02, 2008

Named for a town in England, a problem that occurs when internet filters block legitimate names because they contain certain combinations of letters which taken out of context can be considered obscene
Mr. Lipshitz was denied an e-mail address because of a Scunthorpe problem.
Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.
Lipshitz
Scunthorpe
Lightwater
Scunthorpe and Lightwater are both towns in England that are sometimes blocked by internet search engines.
Lipshitz
Scunthorpe
Lightwater
by Michael_Hunt December 22, 2008

Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.
by Michael_Hunt June 28, 2008

Bart:"Is there a Mr. Pidasso there, a first name Stu?"
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.
by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2008

a warning light found on many late model cars usually in the shape of a gas pump that lets the driver know the car is low on fuel
by Michael_Hunt February 23, 2009

a more appropriate term for daylight saving time since a lot of time is wasting on the silly ritual of resetting clocks a couple times a year
I hate daylight wasting time, it's such a hassle resetting all my clocks, at least the time on my cell phone resets itself automatically.
by Michael_Hunt March 07, 2009

millionaires and morons, a term for the Republican party, since the Republicans only care about the uberwealthly anybody who is not a millionaire would have to be a moron to vote Republican
I saw an old rusted out t-cow with a Bush-Cheney bumpersticker it must have been somebody from the moron faction of the M & M party.
by Michael_Hunt June 02, 2008
