Michael_Hunt's definitions

George W Bush

America's worst president ever

George W Bush is such a moron he inherited a record budget surplus and a strong economy, he turned that into massive deficits and economic recession. Bush was so obsessed with invading Iraq that he ignored warnings about al-Qaida and even after 9/11 he went ahead with his plans to attack Iraq instead of persuing Osama bin Laden.

by Michael_Hunt March 28, 2009

t-cow

acronym for "tin can on wheels" an econobox any small fuel efficient car

I hate driving a t-cow because it's so cramp inside but at least I get good gas mileage.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

land-jack

when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers

Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.

by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

ACLJ

American Center for Law and Justice: a radical fundie organization that mocks the ACLU while attacking the Bill of Rights

While the ACLU works to defend the Bill of Rights and keep America free, the ACLJ works to destroy the Bill of Rights. The ACLJ hates free speech and freedom of religion their goal is to abolish freedom and democracy and establish a theocracy in America

by Michael_Hunt August 4, 2009

Tom Griswold

co-host of the bob and tom radio show, a paranoid germaphobe but very funny

Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.

by Michael_Hunt June 28, 2008

Tim Wilson

a very funny comedien who was born in Columbus,GA he appears regularly on the bob and tom show

Tim Wilson is a great comedien he appears frequently on the Bob and Tom show, most of his jokes are about living in the south. He has a very funny routine about his "Uncle B.S." and does songs like "Church League Softball Fistfight" and "The First Baptist Bar and Grill".

by Michael_Hunt August 22, 2009

daylight wasting time

a more appropriate term for daylight saving time since a lot of time is wasting on the silly ritual of resetting clocks a couple times a year

I hate daylight wasting time, it's such a hassle resetting all my clocks, at least the time on my cell phone resets itself automatically.

by Michael_Hunt March 7, 2009