Michael_Hunt's definitions

Tom Griswold

co-host of the bob and tom radio show, a paranoid germaphobe but very funny

Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.

by Michael_Hunt June 28, 2008

ACLJ

American Center for Law and Justice: a radical fundie organization that mocks the ACLU while attacking the Bill of Rights

While the ACLU works to defend the Bill of Rights and keep America free, the ACLJ works to destroy the Bill of Rights. The ACLJ hates free speech and freedom of religion their goal is to abolish freedom and democracy and establish a theocracy in America

by Michael_Hunt August 4, 2009

feed me light

a warning light found on many late model cars usually in the shape of a gas pump that lets the driver know the car is low on fuel

I better stop and get some gas my car's feed me light just came on.

by Michael_Hunt February 23, 2009

anhydrous ammonia

a chemical used by farmers especially in the American midwest as a fertlizer do to its high nitrogen content, it is also a precursor in the manufacture of methamphetamine

Anhydrous ammonia is a very dangerous chemical, it absorbs water and will literally suck the moisture out of someones body causing severe burns to skin and eyes. Inhalation of anhydrous ammonia vapors can be lethal. I heard about someone running a meth lab that spilled anhydrous ammonia on their crotch and ended up losing their dick!

by Michael_Hunt May 7, 2009

land-jack

when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers

Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.

by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

George W Bush

America's worst president ever

George W Bush is such a moron he inherited a record budget surplus and a strong economy, he turned that into massive deficits and economic recession. Bush was so obsessed with invading Iraq that he ignored warnings about al-Qaida and even after 9/11 he went ahead with his plans to attack Iraq instead of persuing Osama bin Laden.

by Michael_Hunt March 28, 2009

China loan

tax rebate scheme concocted by George W Bush to supposedly stimulate the economy, since the federal budget already has a massive deficit, this money will be borrowed from China

I just got my China loan check I suppose I'll use it to pay for gas.

by Michael_Hunt May 31, 2008