Urban Dictionary virgin

a new definition that has been recently submitted to Urban Dictionary that has not yet received any thumbs up or thumbs down

It's kinda cool to be the first one to click thumbs up on an Urban Dictionary virgin.

by Michael_Hunt March 25, 2009

land-jack

when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers

Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.

by Michael_Hunt June 15, 2008

warpig

warmonger a term that originated in a Vietnam era Black Sabbath song used to describe corrupt politicians who start senseless wars primarily to boost the profits of the military industrial complex

George W Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld are warpigs who invaded Iraq to save Haliburton from bankruptcy.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

restroom randy

A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners

Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet because he's afraid of being hit on by some restroom randy.

by Michael_Hunt April 26, 2008

t-cow

acronym for "tin can on wheels" an econobox any small fuel efficient car

I hate driving a t-cow because it's so cramp inside but at least I get good gas mileage.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

Reaganitis

alzheimers or similiar old age demetia, named for Ronald Reagan who suffered from this disorder

My mom works at a nursing home and takes care of people with Reaganitis.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008

rectal piss

Severe diarhea that is mostly liquid and feels like piss coming out of your butt.

Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.

by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008