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Jeff Gordon pack

Anything that comes in a package of 24, such as a case of beer
I am having a few guys over to watch the football game so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of beer.

On Halloween my frat plans to t.p. the whole campus so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of toilet paper.
by Michael_Hunt October 22, 2008
mugGet the Jeff Gordon packmug.

purse dog

a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton
In the movie "Legally Blonde" Reese Witherspoon had a purse dog named Brewster.
by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008
mugGet the purse dogmug.

Rush Limpdick

When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.
by Michael_Hunt August 2, 2009
mugGet the Rush Limpdickmug.

sow

Whenever Julie got pulled over for speeding she would just show a little cleavage and the cops would just let her off with a warning instead of giving her a ticket, but that didn't work when she got pulled over by a sow.
by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008
mugGet the sowmug.

barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese
I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.
by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009
mugGet the barking catmug.

sodomy bell

On the bob and tom radio show whenever there is a story in the news about somebody being arrested Tom Griswold typically makes some comment about prison rape and rings the sodomy bell
There was a story in the news about a guy who was arrested for lewd behavior after he was caught trying to fuck a picnic table, Tom Griswold laughs and rings the sodomy bell.
by Michael_Hunt October 16, 2008
mugGet the sodomy bellmug.

Neal Bush

Neal Bush was banned from the banking industry for his role in the collapse of Silverado Savings and Loan, which cost taxpayers $1 billion to bail-out.
by Michael_Hunt June 22, 2008
mugGet the Neal Bushmug.

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