Michael_Hunt's definitions

Urban Dictionary virgin

a new definition that has been recently submitted to Urban Dictionary that has not yet received any thumbs up or thumbs down

It's kinda cool to be the first one to click thumbs up on an Urban Dictionary virgin.

by Michael_Hunt March 25, 2009

Wanda Sykes

A great stand-up comic who performed at the White House correspondents dinner in 2009

Wanda Sykes on Rush Limbaugh:
"Rush says he wants Obama to fail, thats the same as saying he wants America to fail, that's like treason, it's the same thing al-Qaeda is saying, I think Rush was the 20th hijacker, but he was strung out on oxycontin and missed his flight."

by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2009

idiot bar

a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment

The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

dork light

an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986

I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall

I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

M & M party

millionaires and morons, a term for the Republican party, since the Republicans only care about the uberwealthly anybody who is not a millionaire would have to be a moron to vote Republican

I saw an old rusted out t-cow with a Bush-Cheney bumpersticker it must have been somebody from the moron faction of the M & M party.

by Michael_Hunt June 2, 2008

t-cow

acronym for "tin can on wheels" an econobox any small fuel efficient car

I hate driving a t-cow because it's so cramp inside but at least I get good gas mileage.

by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008