56 definitions by Michael_Hunt
Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.
by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008
tax rebate scheme concocted by George W Bush to supposedly stimulate the economy, since the federal budget already has a massive deficit, this money will be borrowed from China
by Michael_Hunt May 31, 2008
an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986
I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
The presidency of Bush41 was notable for a failed economic policy, recession and the first Gulf War (Bush war). Bush41 vetoed the family leave act and then took off work to visit his own dying mother. Fortunately he lost to Bill Clinton in 1992.
by Michael_Hunt June 21, 2009
Bart:"Is there a Mr. Pidasso there, a first name Stu?"
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.
by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2008
Marvin Bush was responsible for security at the World Trade Center, this has provided fodder for 9/11 conspiracy theorists who believe the twin towers were brought down by explosives placed inside the buildings.
by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008
Wanda Sykes on Rush Limbaugh:
"Rush says he wants Obama to fail, thats the same as saying he wants America to fail, that's like treason, it's the same thing al-Qaeda is saying, I think Rush was the 20th hijacker, but he was strung out on oxycontin and missed his flight."
"Rush says he wants Obama to fail, thats the same as saying he wants America to fail, that's like treason, it's the same thing al-Qaeda is saying, I think Rush was the 20th hijacker, but he was strung out on oxycontin and missed his flight."
by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2009