Definitions by Michael_Hunt

vitamin pee 

anything that is likely to make a person pee a lot

Beer is loaded with vitamin pee.

vitamin pee by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

dork light 

an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986

I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something

dork light by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

idiot bar 

a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment

The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.

idiot bar by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall

I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.

conversational graffitti by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

Bartonym 

A made up name generally used for phone pranks like Bart does on "The Simpsons"

Bart:"Is there a Mr. Pidasso there, a first name Stu?"
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.

Bartonym by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2008

restroom randy

A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners

Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet because he's afraid of being hit on by some restroom randy.

restroom randy by Michael_Hunt April 25, 2008

rectal piss 

Severe diarhea that is mostly liquid and feels like piss coming out of your butt.

Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.

rectal piss by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008