Jeff Gordon pack

Anything that comes in a package of 24, such as a case of beer

I am having a few guys over to watch the football game so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of beer.

On Halloween my frat plans to t.p. the whole campus so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of toilet paper.

by Michael_Hunt October 22, 2008

girllionaire

a contraction of girl and millionaire, a term coined by Donnie Baker to describe a guy who is especially gifted at picking up girls and seems to have a million girlfriends

The Fonz on Happy Days was a prime example of a girllionaire.

by Michael_Hunt March 02, 2009

Rodney Carrington

a comedien/singer who appears occasionally on the bob and tom show

Rodney Carrington is a funny guy best known for his "Fred Song" and "Don't Look Now (Momma's Got Her Boobs Out)".

by Michael_Hunt September 06, 2009

eighted-out

when numbers on an L.E.D. readout are rapidly changing they appear to be all 8's

I was filling up my car with gas I new I was having a bad fuel day when I looked up at the pump and saw the gallons slowly increase while the dollars were eighted-out.

by Michael_Hunt August 05, 2008

Obama basher

a fuckwit Republitard who opposes a progressive Democratic agenda in which all Americans have a chance to succeed and prosper

Since it is very difficult to make any sort of attack on Obama's moral character (no Monica Lewinsky), (no White Water), the typical Obama basher will resort to outright lies. Some have made the ridiculous claim that he is not really a U.S. citizen (see birther). Some have claimed he is a Muslim, not only is this completely false, even if it were true it would be irrellevent, since our Constitution explicitly prohibits any religious test for holding elected office. There is no reason a Muslim could not be a good president. Some Obama bashers are racists, but not all of them. Most Obama bashers are part of the same Republican attack machine that went after Bill Clinton.

by Michael_Hunt August 15, 2009

purse dog

a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton

In the movie "Legally Blonde" Reese Witherspoon had a purse dog named Brewster.

by Michael_Hunt December 09, 2008

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall

I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008