girllionaire

a contraction of girl and millionaire, a term coined by Donnie Baker to describe a guy who is especially gifted at picking up girls and seems to have a million girlfriends
The Fonz on Happy Days was a prime example of a girllionaire.
by Michael_Hunt October 25, 2008
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t-cow

acronym for "tin can on wheels" an econobox any small fuel efficient car
I hate driving a t-cow because it's so cramp inside but at least I get good gas mileage.
by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008
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rectal piss

Severe diarhea that is mostly liquid and feels like piss coming out of your butt.
Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.
by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008
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China loan

tax rebate scheme concocted by George W Bush to supposedly stimulate the economy, since the federal budget already has a massive deficit, this money will be borrowed from China
I just got my China loan check I suppose I'll use it to pay for gas.
by Michael_Hunt May 31, 2008
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dork light

an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986
I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
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Reaganitis

alzheimers or similiar old age demetia, named for Ronald Reagan who suffered from this disorder
My mom works at a nursing home and takes care of people with Reaganitis.
by Michael_Hunt May 26, 2008
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land-jack

when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers
Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.
by Michael_Hunt June 15, 2008
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