A fat girl with small tits
by Michael Hunt August 06, 2003
Get the flatso mug.The dress worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their rusty trombone technique. First invented by an enterprising Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.
by Michael Hunt August 21, 2006
Get the kilt mug.An unusual combination of non-sequitors and metaphors derived usings a catalyst of nonsense. Ususally posts to message boards.
by Michael Hunt May 13, 2005
Get the tricychloramine mug.A person who is:
-inbred,
-snaggle-toothed,
-hygiene deficient,
-nicotine saturated,
-emaciated,
-constantly drunk, and
-highly skilled at losing wars.
In other words, someone from England.
-inbred,
-snaggle-toothed,
-hygiene deficient,
-nicotine saturated,
-emaciated,
-constantly drunk, and
-highly skilled at losing wars.
In other words, someone from England.
Limey fuck: "I say, old chap, I rode the tube to the loo and watched Anglegrinder Man rescue my car. Cheers."
Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."
Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."
by Michael Hunt February 11, 2007
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Get the lap flounder mug.What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."
by Michael Hunt February 22, 2005
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