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Michael Randy “crust” Jackson's definitions

Karate

Something only known by Elvis and the Chinese.
“It's called Karate, man. Only two kinds of people know it, The Chinese and The King. And one of them is me.”
mugGet the Karatemug.

Zucchiniish

A word used to describe something that’s green.
Hey, look at that car, it’s pretty zucchiniish.
mugGet the Zucchiniishmug.

Reverse pop off

Purposely getting excited after you lose to throw off the person who won.
IBDW did a reverse pop off to Hungrybox, confusing the fuck out of him.
mugGet the Reverse pop offmug.

Kaapo Kakko

Kaapo Kakko fucking sucks and has a stoopid ass name.
mugGet the Kaapo Kakkomug.

Adam Pelech

The best shutdown defenseman in the NHL, who has his own posse.
Adam Pelech shut down Sidney Crosby with one of his Pelly pokes.
mugGet the Adam Pelechmug.

Winter Bagels

What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.
Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.
mugGet the Winter Bagelsmug.

Disappointment

The emotion that you feel when your Urban Dictionary definition gets rejected.
My definition got rejected. I feel mass disappointment.
mugGet the Disappointmentmug.

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