287 definitions by Michael

Nebraskian

1. A person from Nebraska who wants to be identified as a Texan. 2. A wanna-be Texan who refuses to use ya'll or fixin' in their regular vocabulary.

Shannon Keating is my favorite little Nebraskian.

by Michael December 18, 2003

jacol

masturbating a gay or a girl

hoy! jacolin mo ako.

by Michael August 17, 2003

Sesquipedalophobia

Fear of long words.

Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!

by Michael April 17, 2004

flamer

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very gay...

clint clint clint clint clint clint clint clint

by Michael March 12, 2005

HTFIT

How The Fuck Is That/This

How the fuck is that spaceship floating over there?

by Michael August 2, 2004

kleinmen

1. an asshole who everyone hates.
2. Someone that is better off dead

That frat boy is such a kleinmen he put ghb into that girls drink.

by Michael May 11, 2003

Suchman

A kick ass Punk Rocker part of an awesome punk band, HELL YEAH!

Suchman is cool

by Michael July 21, 2003