MiKe's definitions

lethargic

a fat slug, or a tommy lanni.

My name is Tommy Lanni.

by Mike January 8, 2005

tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

by Mike December 29, 2003

buffer

(Verb) A female that is known to have the ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

That one's a buffer, she's a mean mother fu*ker sucking dick. She bites too.

by Mike June 13, 2004

Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.

"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."

by Mike October 17, 2008

gihugical

Of immense proportions, incomprehensibly huge.

The deficit in California is gihugical

by Mike September 12, 2003

Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

by Mike March 12, 2003

Twidget

Another word for a pussy

You have a dirty twidget

by Mike February 8, 2004