MiKe's definitions

faggots

My kinda guy.

by Mike January 22, 2003

Jetsniper

my kickass MSN s/n

jetsniper rules

by Mike September 16, 2003

Skirt gator

a womans vagina.

Hey, nice skirt gator!

by Mike December 30, 2003

Daytona Beach

City in North/Central Florida on the Atlantic coast. Has a population of about 65,000. Nicknamed "The World's Most Famous Beach". It is mostly famous because of NASCAR's annual Daytona 500 race, and as the location of the annual Bike Week festival, and serves as a popular spring break destination.

I got tickets to the Daytona 500 this year!

by Mike March 10, 2005

Bler

Bler can mean two things depending on the pronounciation of it. Under the first pronunciation it can be used to mean a stronger version of the word "bleh"

Under the second it can be a combination of the words "bleh" and "errr" to mean a sort of depressive "duh!"

This word comes from a mispelling of the word "bleh" that seemed to fit the randomness of the conversation

1. Holy shite, today my girlfriend broke up with me and my parents kicked me out, not to mention I have the flu. I just feel so...bler

2. Oh my gosh, I failed my test because I thought that 4x8=16....blerr!

by Mike October 22, 2004

Shocker

A rip-off of the Matt Hardy "V1.0" sign that the index and middle fingers are together insted of being spread apart.

Two in the front, one in the back

Mexican Luchador who is currently in TNA

I saw a foam Shocker hand last summer and at first I thought it a foam V1.0 hand.

After I gave Morgan shocker, she wanted me to marry her.

Shocker is Alex Shelley's bitch. He is 1-2 against him.

by Mike September 6, 2005

soak

To cum on someone's face while they are sleeping or passed out.

I got your sister drunk and soaked her face after she passed out.

by Mike November 7, 2003