MiKe's definitions

magic number

The number of people that one has had sex with.

My magic number was eight before Spring Break. I broke double digits before coming back home.

by Mike January 6, 2005

Java God

Phil Thompkins will forever be the Java God, worship him and pray to him.

Markus: "Phil your the Java God!!"
Phil: "Fuck you Markus you suck"

by Mike March 26, 2004

Silicon

What computer motherboards, chips, cards, and other assorted hardware are made of.

I never knew that motherboards were made of silicon.

by Mike May 13, 2005

Ohio

Just admit it... the best state EVER. Also, (refering to defn. #14) don't diss Ohio if you can't even freakin spell "CLEVELAND" right. Secondly, Ohio WAS NOT the Flordia of the 2004 election. We voted red (like it or not... frankly I voted white) 51% to 49% so you all can piss-off. Statistcally, people that live in northeast Ohio around C-Town North (that's Cleveland) have the correct pronounciation of the American English Language so y'all can just kiss my brass. Not to mention we have the best roller coaster park in the nation (Cedar Point) which holds more than 13 world records. Yes, our seasons are Winter, Construction and More Construction but hey... at least we're not Michigan.

Oh yeah... it's POP not SODA

All hail Ohio... because you're just pissed off you don't live here.

by Mike December 15, 2004

pussyman

Pussyman is a person who is addicted to having sex with anybody, especially younger ladies.

"He is a pussyman!He just fucked 3 girls at once!"

by Mike May 13, 2005

McSneeding

To incorporate too much botox into your daily lifestyle

M C Sneed decided that she wanted to look younger, to gain that she went to her dr daily to receive injections of Botox and now looks like she has a vacuum that is turned on attached to the back of her head

by Mike March 6, 2005

jinx

when two people coincidentally say the same phrase together at the same time, the first one to then say "jinx" puts bad luck on the other.

Tina and Heather both say "I'm going to the movies" simultaneously.

Heather one-ups Tina by saying declaring "jinx"!

by Mike May 4, 2004