MiKe's definitions

nifty

Refers to www.nifty.org, a rather large archive of erotic literature, a bit of it rather odd. Includes a vast array of topics, including, but not limited to, beastiality, incest, rape, bondage, hermaphrodism, gay/lesbian/bi/trans, sex with children, and at least one rendition of the story behind tubgirl.

Nifty is home to some of the most fucked up and disturbing stories ever. Long live Nifty.

by Mike September 17, 2004

blueberry

Reference to 80mg Oxycontin tablets commonly used in Boston neighborhoods

I took a blueberry earlier today and I'm still wrecked

by Mike February 11, 2005

Steel Pipes

An aggresive, irratible and unkind indivual.

A real son of a bitch. (see asshole)

1.Steel Pipes made out with Dan's girlfiriend right in front of Dan.

2.Steel Pipes just walked into Sean's house, made him self a bowl of cereal, told Sean's mom to go to hell and then just walked out the door flipping everyone off on his way out.

by Mike April 15, 2004

Chatty McChatterson

A mock name given to a person who continually talks when no one wants to hear it.

Hey Chatty McChatterson, shut your trap!

by Mike March 2, 2005

Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike July 25, 2008

dirtbike

Noun: High speed off-road racing motorcycle. 2 strokes and 4 strokes.
4 stroke dirtbike = GOOD
2 stroke dirtbike = BAAD

Types of dirtbike:
Trailbike, Trials bike, Motocross bike

I jumped my dirtbike 135 feet.
He did a sick whip on his dirtbike

by Mike January 4, 2005

greddly

lancashire student slang
means good, great, Cool and anything else positive.

Aww man thats Greddly

by mike January 5, 2004