MiKe's definitions

Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.

Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.

by Mike July 17, 2003

dirtbike

Noun: High speed off-road racing motorcycle. 2 strokes and 4 strokes.
4 stroke dirtbike = GOOD
2 stroke dirtbike = BAAD

Types of dirtbike:
Trailbike, Trials bike, Motocross bike

I jumped my dirtbike 135 feet.
He did a sick whip on his dirtbike

by Mike January 4, 2005

blueberry

Reference to 80mg Oxycontin tablets commonly used in Boston neighborhoods

I took a blueberry earlier today and I'm still wrecked

by Mike February 11, 2005

shovelhead

see shovel-head

you dumm shovelhead

by mike June 30, 2004

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

by Mike January 6, 2004

Marissa Horsey

Hott!!! very cool to talk to on the internet! does not like russel the way i want her too!!

"look ris, its russel"

by Mike April 20, 2005

pick up line

a normally bad way to pick up girl

Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.

by Mike December 28, 2005