Definitions by MiKe

switchblade symphony 

wow looking at the defintion above they have been going better part of 1000 years!

Darkwave goth.

switchblade symphony by mike December 29, 2003

needle 

1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.

2. (n.) One who has a very small penis

Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.
Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.
Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.

needle by Mike December 29, 2003

tofu 

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

tofu by Mike December 29, 2003

When it's done 

3drealms says this as the release date for Duke Nukem Forever.

PLEASE STFU. DNF will come out When it's done!

When it's done by Mike December 26, 2003

crt

Cathode Ray Tan- an extreme level of paleness often found in computer geeks resulting from a lack of exposure to natural light.

Guy 1: hey man u so pale, I see you been working on your CRT.
Guy 2: yeah been playing Starcraft for 2 weeks straight
Guy 1: Got sunglasses *squint*

crt by Mike December 26, 2003

mini z 

a fat person who likes dragons and has huge man-boobs

Youre a mini z!!

mini z by Mike December 26, 2003

lexipoem, or lexicopoem 

lexipoem, or lexicopoem n (Gr. lexis, "word, phrase, expression," from legein, "say", + Gr. poiein, "to make or compose") – a single word as a poetic composition; a neologism as a creative work.

Ralph Emerson said: "Every word was once a poem."
The word "lexipoem" is an abbreviation of this aphorism condensed into a single word.

Every word (lexis) was once a poem (poiema)… and still IS at the moment of its coinage.

lexipoem, or lexicopoem by Mike December 25, 2003