Lawsuit

It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date
I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?
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Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking
Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh
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Tuna Burp

When a woman breaks wind, but the wind doesn't come out through the butt
Sorry about that tuna burp, those beans get me every time
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Prosta-Toot

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)
Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!
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Politician

Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.

Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.

Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).

If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
Only a fool would trust a politician
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Joey Fatone

The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida
My little sister used to love Joey Fatone, now she can't even remember who the hell he is
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House

A weapon used to murder witches in the 1930's, only used by people hailing from the state of Kansas
How about you leave before someone drops a house on you too!
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