Metallicajunkie's definitions

Politician

Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.

Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.

Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).

If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them

Only a fool would trust a politician

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Minefield

Another name for either a front yard, back yard, city park, nature trail, or any other outdoor places littered with dog shit that the owners didn't pick up, minefields are especially dangerous when the dog shit is hard to spot immediately, or when it's dark out

Go clean up the dog's crap, it's a god damn minefield out there!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Chun-Li

A female character from Street Fighter 2 who is often viewed as the Queen of Fighting Games. Chun-Li is a Chinese policewoman who hails from Hong Kong, and practices Kung-Fu. As many people know, her most striking feature are her muscular legs, which she uses to deliver a blinding flurry of powerful kicks to attack her opponents with. Chun-Li is also able to shoot blasts of energy from her hands, which she calls Kikoken, and incorporates many acrobatic, high flying moves into her moveset that gives her a further edge over her opponents. Chun-Li personality wise is very sweet natured and loyal to her allies, she also possesses a strong sense of justice, as she won't stand for seeing people take advantage of others. Chun-Li's most recent appearance was in Street Fighter V, where she apparently has enough alternate costumes to fill a wardrobe the size of Texas, not that many male players complain that is.

I'd advise not picking a fight with Chun-Li, it's better that you go home and be a family man

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Wanna Play?

It's what people who eat Airheads candy say before their heads swell up to the size of medicine balls

Guy: Wanna play?
Girl: Bumper Heads here?
Guy: Why not? Come on!

by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

Herculeisure

Another way to describe having sex with a woman with huge, bodybuilder style muscles, the "leisure" part refers to the fact the woman will allow you to sex her when she feels like it, knowing full well that her male partner is afraid of getting his ass ripped in half like a phone book if he forces himself upon her

Henry: So Bill, did you and Mary enjoy your round of herculeisure last night?
Bill: Yeah, it was awesome! There's nothing like the feeling of huge femuscles against your naked body

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh

The Jerry Sandusky to Donald Trump's Joe Paterno

Only an equally disgusting and sexually devious creature would defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Welfie

A selfie taken by an individual who possesses a shit load of money, usually celebrities or millionaire heiresses, many welfies tend to include poor grammar, overuse of acronyms, and pictures of duckfaces, bikini poses, handbag chihuahuas, shopping purchases, food about to be eaten, and other dumb crap like that (except for the bikini shots, those are okay)

Enough with the welfies Sarah, we get it, you're richer then Jesus!

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018