Metallicajunkie's definitions

Butt Mustard

Another way to describe the shit that comes out of a baby, it gets it's name from the color and consistency

You have to change little Johnny this time, I had to deal with his butt mustard last time!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Butt Chug

A method of drinking alcohol that involves shoving a tube up your rectum, and then feeding booze through said tube into your ass, which somehow manages to give you a stronger and quicker buzz then drinking it normally. Often seen as a staple amongst drunken fraternity tomfoolery

Hayden decided to butt chug some Budweiser, now he can't even tell if he's human or not

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

Poison Ivy

A plant that will temporarily turn your live into one long episode of the Itchy and Scratchy Show

I haven't been able to stop scratching since I stepped in that damn poison ivy patch!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD

Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Period

It's what you end a sentence with.......no, I'm not in the mood to make a joke pertaining to women

Don't forget the period, otherwise your story will just be a big sentence

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Poultry

A sub genre of meat consisting of animals that have wings and feathers, which includes chicken, duck, goose, turkey, quail, game hen, pigeon and others. Best served after being deep fried, grilled, barbecued or compressed into nugget form and then deep fried (chicken and turkey definitely, other birds, maybe not so much)

Make sure you buy lots of poultry, there's shitloads of people coming to the barbecue tomorrow

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Heartbeat

Something that actor Don Johnson is still looking for

Have you heard Don Johnson's song Heartbeat? The cheesy lyrics make me laugh

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018