Definitions by Metallicajunkie

Sheen 

Totally awesome and hilarious character from the Nickelodeon cartoon Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, famously known for his obsession of anything having to do with the superhero Ultra-Lord. He is also known for saving his hometown from a monstrous alien by singing horribly, learning how to communicate with pterodactyls, and mastering the art of placing your foot behind your head. He even got his own spin off show called Planet Sheen, but it didn't really do as well

Jimmy: Sheen, don't you ever get tired of Ultra-Lord?
Sheen: HECK NO JIMMY!

Sheen by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Love Spuds 

A slang term used for a man's testicles, specifically a man hailing from either Idaho or Ireland

That guy grabbed my ass, so I kicked him in his love spuds, stupid pig!

Love Spuds by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Airbourne 

The most ass kickin' ear rattlin' headbangin' rock band to come out of Australia since AC/DC. Some of their most noted songs include Runnin' Wild, Stand Up for Rock and Roll, Blonde Bad and Beautiful, Raise the Flag and Breakin' Outta Hell. If you like good ol' fashioned Australian hard rock with a new generation flavor, these guys are for you

Guy 1: Hey dude, I have two tickets to see Airbourne tonight, you wanna come?
Guy 2: HELL YEAH! Let's do it!

Airbourne by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Joey Fatone 

The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida

My little sister used to love Joey Fatone, now she can't even remember who the hell he is

Joey Fatone by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Poultry 

A sub genre of meat consisting of animals that have wings and feathers, which includes chicken, duck, goose, turkey, quail, game hen, pigeon and others. Best served after being deep fried, grilled, barbecued or compressed into nugget form and then deep fried (chicken and turkey definitely, other birds, maybe not so much)

Make sure you buy lots of poultry, there's shitloads of people coming to the barbecue tomorrow

Poultry by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Bieber Tattoo 

A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings

Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!

Bieber Tattoo by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Thanos 

The only MARVEL supervillain who could murder a large number of superheroes, and still make audiences burst into tears about meeting his own end

Dude! You can stop crying over Thanos dying, the movie ended two hours ago!

Thanos by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018