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Banshee

What a little kid turns into when their parents won't buy them the candy they want
Jesus Christ! Will you shut that banshee up!?
by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018
mugGet the Bansheemug.

Miss Bum Bum

A beauty contest held in Brazil, where the women competing are judged by how sexy their butts look
I was at the Miss Bum Bum contest yesterday, I am SO GOING AGAIN NEXT YEAR!
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
mugGet the Miss Bum Bummug.

Ghetto Wagon

AKA: Slum Buggies, Project Cars and Woofer Storage

Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals
Damn Jamal! That's a bitchin ass Ghetto Wagon you be driving!
by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018
mugGet the Ghetto Wagonmug.

Period

It's what you end a sentence with.......no, I'm not in the mood to make a joke pertaining to women
Don't forget the period, otherwise your story will just be a big sentence
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
mugGet the Periodmug.

Poison Ivy

A plant that will temporarily turn your live into one long episode of the Itchy and Scratchy Show
I haven't been able to stop scratching since I stepped in that damn poison ivy patch!
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
mugGet the Poison Ivymug.

Blimp Tits

Used to describe a pair of ridiculously big boobs that even Stevie Wonder can see are fake.

Blimp Tits usually carry the following characteristics:
Minimum cup size is nothing below an E cup
Almost perfectly round and spherical in shape
Appearing to defy gravity by floating in mid-air rather then drooping
Skin happens to be very shiny, like a balloon that's just about ready to pop
Sometimes displaying a veiny appearance due to stretched skin

For examples of people with Blimp Tits, I suggest looking up Shayla Hershey, Jordan Carver, Bella French, Lacey Wilde, Lolo Ferrari, Pamela Anderson (pre breast reduction) and that brunette chick from Piranha 3DD
Stacy: Katie! What happened to your chest?
Katie: I went to the doctor and got myself some new Blimp Tits, you like them?
Stacy: Not as much as your boyfriend will like them
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
mugGet the Blimp Titsmug.

Butt Chug

A method of drinking alcohol that involves shoving a tube up your rectum, and then feeding booze through said tube into your ass, which somehow manages to give you a stronger and quicker buzz then drinking it normally. Often seen as a staple amongst drunken fraternity tomfoolery
Hayden decided to butt chug some Budweiser, now he can't even tell if he's human or not
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
mugGet the Butt Chugmug.

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