Float Away

A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep

Remember Billy, don't drink all that juice before bed, you'll float away if you do

by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018

Period

It's what you end a sentence with.......no, I'm not in the mood to make a joke pertaining to women

Don't forget the period, otherwise your story will just be a big sentence

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

If You Seek Amy

A song made famous by pop singer Britney Spears, where Britney is secretly telling the listener that she want's them to put a hot dog in her buns

I was excited when I heard about If You Seek Amy, then I listened to it......now I'm VERY excited

by Metallicajunkie October 27, 2018

Bacon

A little hug from God (according to Google that is, I'd have to agree)

Kid: Hey dad, what's for breakfast?
Dad: The only thing we have is bacon
Kid: SWEET!

by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018

Corpse Party

A highly disturbing game and even more disturbing anime that involves schoolchildren, vengeful ghosts, a ritual gone awry, and enough violence to rival any of Eli Roth's movies

Rule of thumb, don't ever watch Corpse Party after having Burger King for lunch

by Metallicajunkie October 12, 2018

Google Images

The only known way (thus far) to look are pornography on the internet, and not give your computer a crap ton of viruses in the process

Mike: Hey Fred, are you using Google Images?
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

Poison Ivy

A plant that will temporarily turn your live into one long episode of the Itchy and Scratchy Show

I haven't been able to stop scratching since I stepped in that damn poison ivy patch!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018