When the police come across the body of a deceased drug addict that still has the needle stuck in the crook of their arm, they are pronounced PSH (in reference to Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who was also found deceased with a heroin needle still in his arm)
Dan: Hey Scott, you hear that Mike died yesterday?
Scott: Was it drugs?
Dan: Yeah, the cops pronounced him PSH
Scott: Should've asked for help when he needed it
Scott: Was it drugs?
Dan: Yeah, the cops pronounced him PSH
Scott: Should've asked for help when he needed it
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman
Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now
by Metallicajunkie October 05, 2018
It's when you need two gats to go to sleep, it's when your mom ain't safe up in the streets, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU, it's when you make your enemies start your jeep, it's when you role no less then 30 deep, it's when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU
by Metallicajunkie October 16, 2018
An aerial pro wrestling move that involves jumping off the top rope, and then putting your hands and knees together to resemble a hopping frog before you land on your opponent. The move was innovated by Art Barr, but was popularized by Eddie Guerrero, this move now comes in many variations, such as turning in mid air (Rob Van Dam's 5 Star Frog Splash), stretching out (Mike Awesome's Awesome Splash), putting your hands to your crotch as you split your legs (Lio Rush's Rush Hour) or transferring into an Elbow Drop before landing (Mark Briscoe's Froggy Bow)
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
Jane the Killer is only Creepypasta character I know of who makes the blood rush through
my heart and wiener at the same time
my heart and wiener at the same time
by Metallicajunkie October 01, 2018
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
A fluffy species of cat hailing from the UK (hence the name), they are also known as the British Blue because of their blueish gray fur. There are two very famous British Shorthair cats in pop culture. The first being Church, the cat from the 1989 horror movie Pet Sematary. The second being the British Shorthair used in the "I Can Haz Cheezburger" picture that kickstarted the LOLCat phenomenon
by Metallicajunkie October 14, 2018