Metallicajunkie's definitions

Love Spuds

A slang term used for a man's testicles, specifically a man hailing from either Idaho or Ireland

That guy grabbed my ass, so I kicked him in his love spuds, stupid pig!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Uberplayed

A defining term for a popular song that has been overplayed, but to such an extent the mere mention of it
now conjures up thoughts of doing terrible things to the person who sang it

Examples include:
Breathe by Faith Hill
Second Chance by Shinedown
Lights by Ellie Goulding
Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie
Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon

So many songs get uberplayed these days, it's a wonder why I even listen to the radio to begin with

by Metallicajunkie September 29, 2018

Titanic

Big ship
Big ship set sail
Young man meet young woman
Young man and woman fall in love
Young man paint nude of woman
Big ship hit large ice cube
Big ship sinks
Young man sinks
Young woman is rescued
Roll credits

I understand you like Titanic Barbara, but seriously, this is the FOURTEENTH time we've watched this damn movie

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

Slobberknocker

A knockdown, drag out, fist flinging brawl between two men who are known to despise each other's guts

Famously coined by legendary WWE commentator Jim Ross

Jim Ross: It's going to be a slobberknocker tonight ladies and gentlemen!

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

John Lennon

A contradiction with legs

You cheat on your wife, but you're telling ME I should always be faithful?
Who are you, John Lennon?

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

XXXtentacion

A rapper who, until he was shot to death in a robbery, had never even been heard of within mainstream music, another one of those wannabe rappers which jailhouse face tattoos, a dumb hairstyle and a bad habit of mumbling his way through his songs. He of course has his fans, but he's nowhere near the level of guys like Ice Cube, Tupac and Biggie

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you hear? XXXtentacion was killed today!
Guy 2: ...................who the fuck is XXXtentacion?

by Metallicajunkie October 9, 2018

Fetus

What unborn babies say when they're hungry

Unborn Baby: *knocks on belly* Hey mom, can you fetus, we're starving in here!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018