Merlin's definitions

chair football

OK, take ten-twenty people, grab a chair each and one football, spread the chairs in a circle and start. Standard real (i.e. English) football rules apply, and if the ball hits your chair, you're out. Play till last man standing. Repeat until you all collapse from exhaustion. Chair football copyright the International Chair Football Association. www.geocities.com/theicfa/index.html

I love you, Lucy Madison!

"We can either go to the Johnsons for pie or the chapel and play chair football."

"CHAIR FOOTBALL!!"

by Merlin September 17, 2004

glod

GROSSED OUT GLODDDDDD!!!! hahaha we love youuuuuu....nooooo

by merlin October 19, 2003

Mormons

Look, I've got three things to say.

1. The Church is true.

2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.

3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!

Mormons - dispised by all, concerned not a jot.

by Merlin September 17, 2004

Strik9

See wigger.

The Strik9 purchased many jerseys, but none made him black.

by Merlin February 11, 2003