Look, I've got three things to say.
1. The Church is true.
2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.
3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!
1. The Church is true.
2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.
3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!
by Merlin September 17, 2004

As the speech progressed, it became blatantly apparent that the mayor was 780, and had to be removed from office immediately.
by Merlin February 11, 2003

by Merlin September 17, 2004

by Merlin February 11, 2003
