Definitions by Mehrdad.Hosseiny

decease 

Departure from life, death.

The house will not be yours till after your mother's decease.

decease by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

milk the one-eyed aphid 

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

milk the one-eyed aphid by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

metagrobolize 

to baffle and disturb,to puzzle or mystify,

Your essay metagrobolizes the readers. Nobody could figure out if you were in support of euthanasia or against it.

metagrobolize by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008

chuff all 

nothing, nothing at all,nothing in the least,absolutely nothing

You know what I get for helping him? chuff all - that's what. I just do it because I want to.

chuff all by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008

adamatical

naked. Without a conventional fig leaf

Her adamatical body was found wrapped in a sheet in a field...

adamatical by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008

pig off 

to leave, go away. A euphemism for more
offensive terms such as piss off, etc.,
usually heard in the form of an imperative.
It is often used by women who wish
to express themselves forcefully without
obscenity.

I finally got fed up and told him to pig off.

pig off by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008

flog the lizard 

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.

flog the lizard by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008