Mehrdad.Hosseiny's definitions

break a butterfly on the wheel

to waste effort on something that there is no chance of succeeding at.

He keeps trying to get it published but I think he is just trying to break a butterfly on the wheel

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

chuff all

nothing, nothing at all,nothing in the least,absolutely nothing

You know what I get for helping him? chuff all - that's what. I just do it because I want to.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008

milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

tip-top

excellent,perfect,extremely good

Even though our house is in tip-top condition, we're having problems selling it.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009

flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008

tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009

cash in your chips

to die,kick the bucket,perish,depart this life

In that terrible accident you might cash in your chips right before your wedding ceremony.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009