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milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs
when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009
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break a butterfly on the wheel

to waste effort on something that there is no chance of succeeding at.
He keeps trying to get it published but I think he is just trying to break a butterfly on the wheel
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009
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chuff all

You know what I get for helping him? chuff all - that's what. I just do it because I want to.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008
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dot-and-dash

He says he wants dot-and-dash in advance before he'll do the job.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009
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metagrobolize

to baffle and disturb,to puzzle or mystify,
Your essay metagrobolizes the readers. Nobody could figure out if you were in support of euthanasia or against it.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008
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tip-top

Even though our house is in tip-top condition, we're having problems selling it.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009
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flog the lizard

(of a man) to masturbate.to stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.
"If to flog the lizard is a sin, I know a lot of sinners," said the old man.
by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 22, 2008
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