autoerotism

Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.
The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.

autoerotism is the sole way of escaping from bullheaded and self-satisfied girls.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny March 03, 2009

dot-and-dash

money. Rhyming slang for ‘cash’

He says he wants dot-and-dash in advance before he'll do the job.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

chuff all

nothing, nothing at all,nothing in the least,absolutely nothing

You know what I get for helping him? chuff all - that's what. I just do it because I want to.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008

break a butterfly on the wheel

to waste effort on something that there is no chance of succeeding at.

He keeps trying to get it published but I think he is just trying to break a butterfly on the wheel

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

metagrobolize

to baffle and disturb,to puzzle or mystify,

Your essay metagrobolizes the readers. Nobody could figure out if you were in support of euthanasia or against it.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008

decease

Departure from life, death.

The house will not be yours till after your mother's decease.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009