Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ's definitions

geek out

when you get something so good no one else can get or ever get. you geek out , and brag and be happy so bad and make everyone cry laughing in tears and want and smiles because they want them too and want to geek out and you design wardrobes around this item you geeking out about . even cars, trucks, and furniture in your home match your design. its pretty legendary no common person can tell the story the right way.

im geek out over these new shoes , hell yeah. paaaarty (dances like a sexy good looking best dress fool )

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 13, 2022

Cursed rip off life

This is when you are poor because you live in a city like Detroit Michigan the United States of America in present time where you can’t come up and get rich legitimately no matter what you do. Well if you was anywhere else like New York or California you would make it big and be the riches and most famous person ever. Maybe even president of the United States or King or be in the best movies or songs ever. And no way to move out or leave this city which was once promising back in the day in the 80s or so.

This cursed rip off life will be the end of me. Why I wasn’t born in Hollywood ? My dream of Japan. Where I shine like the brightest star

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

Evil suicide

This is when a evil person commits suicide because he or she did so many horrible heinous even rape crimes to babies non stop and they don’t want everything they did to people happen to them in prison. And can’t take what they dish out all their life. So they commit suicide before they get arrested and they will keep doing this evil shit thinking they won’t ever get arrested thinking they got everything covered bribes and blackmail etc. but occasionally a true hero arises to take them out. And this what happens when they realize they about to go to prison forever for their crimes.

Evil suicide is a must for them. I can always tell they about to do it. Scared of death of how they hurt people brutally and got off on it and scared to death of it happening to them non stop. To them it’s one person. But they did it too millions. And killed them to cover it up.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 19, 2022

stick and play

this is basically a music artist who don't move around or dance a lot on stage or music video to keep the focus of his singing better and not mess it up with his dance moves. i care more about singing than watching someone dancing like im perverted.

i stick and play this song i sing my heart out too , to all my loyal fans who love me for 2000 years or more....well all their lives and how long i been going strong. thank you.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 19, 2022

navia

a navia is something like a pariah but worst, even worst than a pyraiah, its an ugly as monster looking alian from outer space, that dress up like a human to have sex with earthlings because its true form is so hideous, and even the human form they pick, no one would have sex with them anyway so they tend to try to be police officers or use police officers to lock them up forever and rape them non stop because they are so perverted and sexual deviant and is so fucking nasty. they say all african american and asian people are aliens from another world...i however not about to find out and verify, you can edit the last part out if it causes problem people knowing the truth. i dont know the rules but i dont know why they dont just have sex with each other , like they cant even do it to their own species.

i kill every navia that tries to rape me.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022

parsley

parsley is this green spice that is chop up finely like a plant and sprinkle over all kinds of food to make it look pretty but a lot of people don't eat green stuff or green vegetables and don't want it on their food.

why do they sprinkle parsley all over my fries?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 15, 2022

cyber sex

cyber sex, internet sex, or role playing sex is when nerds who cant get laid , have sex with people on the internet, like chat websites, private rooms, direct messages, private social media messages. basically you just use words and type words to each other like what you would do if you was having sex in real life, and as many details as possible. this method not safe because a lot of homosexual nerds pretend to be girls just to get off , and they even made a show about it when i expose them called mtv catfish, and i got no proceeds or royalties just like everything else they stole from me,im the one who started advertisement business, and they make so much money off my idea, even i cant no more, and i ge tno royalties for it

i just lost my virginity to a girl online having cyber sex with her....i feel like a man now....

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022