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Definitions by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ

someone you in a relationship with and your sweet on. must be opposite sex/gender
the opposite of the person you want to make your hunny. opposite of a spouse. your opposite sex person you married. if you married your spouse, a unhunny is the opposite of a person you would want to marry. some may want to kill them or lock them in prison forever or steal everything they got, the good people just ignore them and don't look their way.
i won't look her way. unhunny.

the feast of evil 

this is the entire month of may where all evil celebrate their evil and all they did year long, and feast on any foods they want, even human babies and even have sex with them. a lot of people try to have babies in the month of may so their babies will be super evil. they tell their stories and they learn from each other and become even more greater and do it every year. they even kidnap babies to keep them until they grown up and just fed them what they want to feed them so they can drain all their blood to drink at this feast every year. to eat human babies. eat baby fruits off the trees, and baby animals instead of letting them grow up and mature and produce more meat...they love how tender and soft and juicy the flesh of a new born and season it to perfection. this is only for evil people and its illegal. they don't have a right to, they just don't get caught doing it.
i can't wait until the feast of evil to start in the month of may again.
is the opposite sex gender you married. to save time from trying to figure out if its husband or wife, you can just say spouse.
this is my beautiful spouse... this is my dashing spouse.

True Sport 

this is a new sport when someone challenges you foolishly thinking they better than you. then you get a job at their job but a better job, you move next door to them and where ever else they move to, you get your wife better stuff than he get his wife, you have better looking children, you have a better looking wife, you get your children better stuff than their children, and his wife and children always jealous and he won't ever admit this to his wife or that you are better, he keeps trying to compete all their life. your wives end up being best friends, and children too but you don't ever let your children date them. you keep this up forever just because he made that notion in any field he's better than you. and you don't ever lose, you don't ever stop working harder to be way better more and more. why is this a guy sport because husband take care of their wives and children. thats why. and you do everything he do better, be better at work, be better at his video games, be better at rapping and dancing, whatever he do and make sure you do stuff he can't ever do. invite them over to dinner and, breakfast and lunch at different variables to show you a way better cook, and get better take out food too. every part of your life, better car. more cars. better video game console and video games too. more stuff on those video games. the works. the whole nine yards, the whole shabang. all that and a bag of chips.
poor sportsmanship called for this game called True Sport.
this is when you checkmate someone and see the expression and attitude and demeanor explode and the evil ruthless shit they about to do because they saw who it was done by, a nobody, someone with no talent or practice at this and they was consider the best. this checkmate does not involved the game chess.
that aftermath was brutal. that aftermath was ruthless. that aftermath was hilarious.

Checkmate 

it's when you see someone so good at what they , that they are the best and no one can compete with them and you haven't done it before and they getting world glory, icnigtion, and clout, and recognition , about to be world famous and you end their ass so easily beating them by a landslide in their best field with little experience, and not even a genius or, gifted or talented at that particular event.
checkmate....