Mega Hemroids's definitions

Silver Russian

The act of ejaculating into an older female with silver hair, sitting her on your face and drinking the remaining cum out of her pussy. The name silver Russian comes from the white alcoholic beverage, the White Russian combined with the partner’s silver hair.

Ron: “Dude. Tom’s mom dyes her hair brown. I fucked her the other day and afterwards she sat on my face! She has a HUGE silver bush!!!!!”

Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Afri-Cola

The 2021 anti white movement started by Coke Cola per their “Stop being so white” campaign.

Man. I don’t get it. I lifted my Malibu. I got chameleon paint and knocked up four ho’s and I’m still not Afri-Cola enough for Coke. They bout to pink slip my ass!

by Mega Hemroids February 25, 2021

Boston Cream Pie

The act of ejaculating in a particularly dark anus, generally stained with crusted feces. While the anal color may vary, the act is most often associated with a deep chocolate colored butthole.

Anal Creampie

Nutter Butter

Bro 1: Dude, I blew the hugest nut in Tiffany’s asshole this morning. I swear she never wipes her ass when she shits!

Bro 2: You gave your girl a Boston Cream Pie? Go clean the shit outta your dick hole. Nasty mother fucker.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Bro Magnet

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.

Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!

by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020

Utah Jungle Gym

The act of two males (and in some cases a third female) performing oral to anal sex on each other while dangling down from a supportive structure. Often found on a regular playground jungle gym, one partner will suspend from the monkey bars, exposing their anus at face level for the other partner to orally stimulate.

Eddy said he saw Taylor giving Mike a Utah Jungle Gym when he drove by the school last night!

by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020

Gingerbread

A red headed female with a yeast infection.

Ed: “I heard Isla Fischer has a yeast infection.”

Mark: “Ooooh, she is Gingerbread!!!!!!”

by Mega Hemroids May 8, 2020