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Definitions by Mega Hemroids

Spring Shower 

A Spring Shower is the act of pissing on your girls pussy to freshen up the tuna stank before you go down on her. Often this is done in a public venue where the vag is sweaty and stanking and running water isn’t available (IE. A concert, an outdoor wedding, a hay ride or even in a car with no air conditioning). Much like a quick spring shower rinses all the dust and pollen off of the ground, your spring stream rinses the oniony stink and fur berries off her fuzzy bits making it taste only slightly better.
R Kelly like dat peepee so much he be givin them a spring shower right out the shower!
Spring Shower by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Baby Flush 

After you cum in your girls pussy and she pisses your baby gravy out in the toilet, the act of “Baby Flush” is taunting your potential kids as she flushes them down.
Bro 1: Rachel is such a cunt. She pissed out my load and laughed at my swimmers.

Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.
Baby Flush by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Good Humor 

The act of fucking your partner and making her suck your penis clean after, followed by a cheesy one liner joke much like the ones that used to be printed on Good Humor popsicle sticks.

Also Cherry Creamsicle the act of doing so when she is on her period and Fudgesickle the act of doing it analy.
After I fucked Karla I stuffed my cock in her ballwasher and gave her a Good Humor. As she swallowed I said “No respect. No respect I tell ya”.
Good Humor by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
A whore..A REALLY slutty whore.

Urinal refers to a woman whose vagina sees so many different penises in a day that it can only be compared to a urinal at a stadium during a sports playoff season game.
I’m not going to fuck your sister. Her cunt is a urinal.
Urinal by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Pearl Harbor 

When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.
Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???

“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
Pearl Harbor by Mega Hemroids June 24, 2018
SIILF. Sister in law id like to fuck.
I have no idea why Tom married Sarah. She's such a dog. I don't get it. All three of her sisters are SIILFs.
SIILF by Mega Hemroids October 2, 2017

detroit heat 

Detroit heat is the act of tongue punching your partners fart box while they are experiencing particularly hot and steamy gas, usually brought on by Detroit style Coney Dogs.
After the coney eating contest I tried Detroit heat on Allison.....I burned my mouth so bad I had to use orajel and preparation H on my tongue.
detroit heat by Mega Hemroids January 12, 2016