A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.
"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the Toilet mug.This is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend Darren. If you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a shit in the back seat. As the smell reaches the driver's nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the fuck is that smell?? Then you yell o fuck watch out! This is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. When the car stops you get out and run.
"Man Darren, that was smooth performing a shit and run in the back of Matt's car without using any T.P."
"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"
"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"
by Meech April 12, 2005
Get the Shit And Run mug.Department Of Motor Vehicles, AKA- the deep pits of hell, supposedly created to help you. It causes 95% of public violence in the USA and is responsible for over 300 suicides.
"They should have a man in the DMV punch you in the face the second you walk in to ease the pain of waiting in line at this sick twisted place."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the DMV mug.The act of using your fork 85% more often than the average human being causing you great deals of weight in pounds. It seems sometimes you cannot see or touch most parts of your body because you are too overcome in flab.
"Hey Rick, If Queen Latifah got rid of her obeseness by donating here whale blubber from her body to the government, we wouldnt have to pay for oil anymore...if only.."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
"Ralphie May the comedian is 460 pounds last time i checked on that tv show, but that obese comedian is tons of fun."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the Obese mug.The way you think a portable toilet in a big tall rectangular box is spelled.
At least this is how i thought it was spelled.
At least this is how i thought it was spelled.
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A Favor can be defined in many different ways. You can do sumone else a favor by listening when they tell you to shut the fuck up. You can also ask for a favor when you dont have any toilet paper left. The common favor asked there would be,"May i please recieve some TP?" You can also do yourself a favor by relieving yourself of bodily waste. You can say to yourself, "I Think im going to go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool." And yes that implies taking a dump. Think about that for a second...
"Hey John, i see you enjoy talking a lot during movies but can you do me a favor and shut the fuck up?"
"Hey Lou make sure you tell your wife ill return the favor for the great time last night"
"If only i did myself a favor and stopped being obese by putting the fork down"
"Hey Lou make sure you tell your wife ill return the favor for the great time last night"
"If only i did myself a favor and stopped being obese by putting the fork down"
by Meech March 28, 2005
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