neo zoom maxi dweeb

description of one who is of the high, tight pants variety, and in the habit of using pocket protectors, among other nerd-affiliated objects. may come with pre-prepared lunch. definitly employs the use of tighty-whiteys. often found locked in bathrooms or stuffed in lockers. found in The Breakfast Club

the neo zoom maxi dweeb got a swirly, then ran away clutching his algebra book to his chest.

by mel February 1, 2005

rah

Something either completely awesome or horrible

That term paper was rah.

by Mel October 17, 2004

ordeal

Slang for vagina, often used in conjunction with situation. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.

The whore's ordeal was loose.

by Mel April 13, 2004

lutchi

Money

you make nuff lutchi at work?

by mel September 14, 2003

I divenar

I majaor Geordie abbreviation for 'I do not know' Used by people From Newcastle (England)

"What's your phone number and bank card number backwords?"
"ah div-a-nar"

by Mel July 19, 2003

jizz rag

Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.

When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.

by Mel December 18, 2005

pseudokimono

Term used in refernce to the clothing of anime/manga characters that appears to be derived from the kimono. Such clothes are kimono-like in nature, but for the most part, usually much skimpier.

See: Mai Shiranui, Shiba Kuukaku, Baiken, Kurenai.

by Mel July 27, 2005