Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.
"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
by Mel December 03, 2005
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rah

Something either completely awesome or horrible
That term paper was rah.
by Mel October 17, 2004
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ordeal

Slang for vagina, often used in conjunction with situation. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.
The whore's ordeal was loose.
by Mel April 13, 2004
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rootin

drunkenly taking a lifted 4x4 truck/trucks through huge ass mudholes!!!! YEAH
(while looking at a mud covered truck) "man someone took that thang rootin!"
by Mel April 04, 2005
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lutchi

you make nuff lutchi at work?
by mel September 14, 2003
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jizz rag

Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.
When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.
by Mel December 18, 2005
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kudos

He got kudos for grinding the rail!!
by Mel May 31, 2003
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