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Definitions by MeL

Oingo Boingo 

The best band in the universe, fronted by Danny Elfman. Danny Elfman is basically the mortal equivalent of Jesus Christ, only with more chops.
I must repent for my sins and be saved, let me play some Oingo Boingo records.
Oingo Boingo by Mel July 30, 2008

Squeebenhofen, Tra-quee III 

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.
I have to write a report on Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

Monsontra, Beniquila 

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic of Popes, Pinaples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Fippleosa McDurfur and Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.
I am a great admirer of the work of Beniquila Monsontra.
Monsontra, Beniquila by Mel July 15, 2008
a mother who is mentally insane and needs to go to a mental asylum a.s.a.p
that vach is gettin really on ma nerves now d'you no what i mean?
vach by mel June 18, 2006
A girl who goes to Mormon dances, dresses in Mormon clothes, and is just a "nice Mormon girl"... but really isn't Mormon.
Mormon guy: Want to go to a dance with me?
Nonmormon girl (Mimo): Sure!
Mimo by Mel May 1, 2006

cardboard cut 

Whereas a paper cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a piece of paper, a cardboard cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a sheet of cardboard. While usually rare in occurence, they hurt like HELL.
Oh, SHI- I just got a cardboard cut trying to open this box of trash bags!
cardboard cut by Mel March 22, 2006
It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would get at breakfast, but you get a good meal.
Helen Lovejoy: Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave when I looked over this way and said to myself, "Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?"
brunch by Mel January 23, 2006